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Mother Russia versus John McClane

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Mother Russia is part of Hans' crew in Die Hard. She is the first person McClane encounters, so he is at full health, as is she. Both are armed with twin Berettas with 4 spare mags each, a combat knife and a machete. McClane has a zippo. McClane meets her in the lobby and the two engage in a fight to the death.

Who wins?

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Spite/Bait/Stupidest thread in existence.

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Yeah, Mother Russia rapes.

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Apr 24th, 2014 05:00 AM

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McClane ventilates her cranium, son. You done ****ed up giving the McClane two guns.

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Fail. Mother Russia has two guns too. And she showed she is quite good with them.

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Apr 24th, 2014 05:05 AM

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LoL, no. She shot at two cops sitting in a prone car that was about 15-20 feet away and had to empty the clip to kill them both.

McClane's aim > that shit.

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She was shooting at a moving target through a windshield.

Mother rips off an elevator door and crushes Mac as he empties his clip into it.

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Apr 24th, 2014 05:10 AM

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She was shooting at a moving target through a windshield.

Mother rips off an elevator door and crushes Mac as he empties his clip into it.

Are you talking about the scene where she takes out the 3 cop cars/cops?

Just watched it; cop started to drive in reverse at a stupidly slow pace and in a straight line while she was close by and she had to empty the clip to kill them both, what is that like 12-15 rounds? LoL, accuracy.

She'll have two bullets in her head before she rips anything off. McClane's the faster and better shot.

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Are you talking about the scene where she takes out the 3 cop cars/cops?

Just watched it; cop started to drive in reverse at a stupidly slow pace and in a straight line while she was close by and she had to empty the clip to kill them both, what is that like 12-15 rounds? LoL, accuracy.

She'll have two bullets in her head before she rips anything off. McClane's the faster and better shot.

She had to shoot the window out THEN the cops. Bullets tend to lose their trajectory after hitting windows, babe. Once the window was out she capped each cop 3-4 times each.

Sure, she'll sit there and just let him shoot her!!! Whee!!!!

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She had to shoot the window out THEN the cops. Bullets tend to lose their trajectory after hitting windows, babe. Once the window was out she capped each cop 3-4 times each.

Sure, she'll sit there and just let him shoot her!!! Whee!!!!

Nah, her aim is just sloppy. She's a brawler, not a marksman.

You're the one that said she's going to try and rip off an elevator door. Dooohhh!

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Nah, her aim is just sloppy. She's a brawler, not a marksman.

You're the one that said she's going to try and rip off an elevator door. Dooohhh!

Dont get me wrong, Mac has a better than average chance with guns. If he runs outta ammo he's done for though.

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Dont get me wrong, Mac has a better than average chance with guns. If he runs outta ammo he's done for though.

Arguable.

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