steverules_2
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Quan vs MOS superman
Quan has just killed Lois Lane with his debating skills, superman comes along to find Quan butt naked skull f*cking Lois Lane. Superman is bloodlusted. Quan has his debating skills and a paper clip, Quan bellows a debate war cry and throws himself at superman, penis flailing in the wind, who wins?
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Aug 21st, 2014 11:05 PM
Rao Kal El
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Quan impales himself with the paper clip, He cries makes up some shitty story and punks out
Superman 100000000000/10 if that's even possible
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Aug 21st, 2014 11:08 PM
Silent Master
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Superman wins.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Aug 21st, 2014 11:08 PM
steverules_2
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I didn't kill her, Quan did
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Aug 21st, 2014 11:18 PM
Tattoos N Scars
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Honestly, I don't think even Superman overcomes Quan's troll powers.
Even if Quan lost, he'd yell non canon.
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Aug 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
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Are you talking about Quan chi from the MK games? I didn't know he was in the movies.
Aug 22nd, 2014 12:41 AM
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Quan stomps.
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Aug 22nd, 2014 12:43 AM
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Anyone who says Superman wins is trolling
Aug 22nd, 2014 12:49 AM
NemeBro
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You all **** children.
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Aug 22nd, 2014 12:50 AM
quanchi112
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You are all my children now.
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Aug 22nd, 2014 12:51 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by quanchi112
You are all my children now.
No Carver is mine. I have him wrapped around my finger, when I call he answers.
Aug 22nd, 2014 12:54 AM
quanchi112
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
No Carver is mine. I have him wrapped around my finger, when I call he answers.
Carver is a past victim of mine. Take him. My current victim of choice is else's wife.
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Aug 22nd, 2014 01:01 AM
maxivitopowe
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I lost it at quote: (post ) Originally posted by steverules_2
penis flailing in the wind,
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Aug 22nd, 2014 01:35 AM
steverules_2
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Time Immemorial
No Carver is mine. I have him wrapped around my finger, when I call he answers.
Now I know who to blame
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Aug 22nd, 2014 10:17 AM
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does quan get his kickball and 21 year old gf?
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QUANCHI112:In between the passes Khan will tear out the orca teeth and use them as an offensive weapon. Khan has crushed a skull before so tearing a tooth off a whale should be no issue.
Aug 22nd, 2014 10:22 AM
steverules_2
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He has a girlfriend? Is she made up or does she actually exist?
And yeah he gets his kickball sure
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Aug 22nd, 2014 10:26 AM
Rao Kal El
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This thread does not make any sense
Quan cannot defeat old women at kickball much less a fit young woman like Lois Lane, much less men, much less superman
To prove my point
Quan what was your kick ball team record last year?
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Last edited by Rao Kal El on Aug 22nd, 2014 at 03:29 PM
Aug 22nd, 2014 03:16 PM
KuRuPT Thanosi
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Somebody post a pic of this alleged gf.. I need a laugh
Aug 22nd, 2014 06:52 PM
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Aug 22nd, 2014 07:09 PM
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