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Bronson vs Jason Bourne
Bourne has been ordered to watch Charles Bronson by his superiors.
Who takes this?
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Dec 29th, 2014 05:28 PM
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Bourne watches him. He watches him good too!
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Gay sex happens, not sure who wins.
Dec 30th, 2014 12:05 AM
Jmanghan
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Ok, changing the scenario a bit. Bourne has been ordered to keep an eye on Bronson.
Bronson gets pissed at something Bourne says and attacks him.
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Dec 30th, 2014 01:46 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
What did Bourne say to piss off Bronson?
That mustache looks funny.
Dec 30th, 2014 03:08 AM
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Who the frack is Bronson?
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A big guy.
Dec 30th, 2014 11:13 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
What did Bourne say to piss off Bronson?
Bronson gets pissed off at anything.
Dude forced two Iraqi soldiers to tickle his feet and call him general. LOL
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Dec 30th, 2014 04:25 PM
Jmanghan
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Who the frack is Bronson?
A guy in real life who may be the toughest man on the planet.
He knocked a cow out with one punch, punched through bulletproof glass, and regularly fought swat teams... naked.
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Dec 30th, 2014 04:27 PM
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Oh, and apparently he can bend prison bars, so... there's that...
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Dec 30th, 2014 04:28 PM
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I watched the film with Tom Hardy, I think the best think he could do here is get naked and cover himself in butter
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Dec 30th, 2014 05:22 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jmanghan
A guy in real life who may be the toughest man on the planet.
He knocked a cow out with one punch, punched through bulletproof glass, and regularly fought swat teams... naked.
he dies at the hand of my samurai swords..
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
I watched the film with Tom Hardy, I think the best think he could do here is get naked and cover himself in butter
does he have any good feats Rob? Is Bronson a film I should watch?
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Jmanghan
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
he dies at the hand of my samurai swords..
does he have any good feats Rob? Is Bronson a film I should watch?
He fought a Swat Team naked. He didn't win, but he punched through their armor.
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Jan 2nd, 2015 06:02 PM
KingD19
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Bronson can definitely take a beating, but he can't put people down like Bourne can. And he does horribly against teams. Despite being bigger he's worse at everything compared to Jason and he gets taken down pretty quick.
Jan 2nd, 2015 06:34 PM
Jmanghan
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
Bronson can definitely take a beating, but he can't put people down like Bourne can. And he does horribly against teams. Despite being bigger he's worse at everything compared to Jason and he gets taken down pretty quick.
Bronson doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'd give up in a one-on-one fight.
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Jan 13th, 2015 05:20 AM
KingD19
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Jmanghan
Bronson doesn't seem like the kinda guy who'd give up in a one-on-one fight.
He doesn't need to give up. Him getting one of his limbs broken or knocked out will end the fight for him.
Jan 13th, 2015 05:50 AM
Jmanghan
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by KingD19
He doesn't need to give up. Him getting one of his limbs broken or knocked out will end the fight for him.
Maybe getting knockee out or killed, I think a broken limb will just slow him down. Dude seems like he has enough pure adenaline to ignore the pain.
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