Aquaman is armed with his trident, Loki is armed with his scepter in Avengers. Both are in full armor. Loki is not allowed to use his illusions, energy blasts or mind control. Pure melee fight only. Fight takes place in a parking lot.
Which spear-wielding, green-armored, long-haired bad-boy prince comes out on top?
Bonus awards: Whom do you think women will flock to more in a bar?
I don't know. I do know Loki looks like some sort of douche like preppy that indulges in date rape on occasion.
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Aquaman, Loki's "fighting skills" weren't very impressive. Pretty sure he lost every melee fight he had apart from Cap which is ironic considering he's basically on par with Thor now. Only thing Aquaman was good at in Justice League was getting his ass kicked by Steppenwolf so Supes could look good but he showed some good melee feats.
To be fair, the only opponents Aquaman defeated were parademons... whom Batman was able to defeat one on one. Loki at least defeated frost giants and dark elves.
Loki was also able to give Thor and Valkyrie a good fight despite losing, but at least it was a fair, one on one fight. Aquaman had help against Steppenwolf.
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Last edited by FrothByte on Jul 18th, 2018 at 04:14 PM
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Aquaman isn't out yet, so that feat doesn't count.
For why, How many times have scenes from trailers not made it into the actual movie.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.