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This is ridiculous. Not even funny, just ridiculous. 1 33.33%
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John McClane in a Balanced Gauntlet
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John McClane in a Balanced Gauntlet

The Nakatomi Building has been restored, and it's Christmas again!

John finds himself in regretfully familiar territory when a new group of terrorists take over, and this time he'll have to use all of his wits to come out on top!

Thanos is the head honcho, ready to slaughter the hostages evenly if his demands aren't met. What is he after? No one knows!

Snoke is gathering information for his own devious plans, perhaps to thwart the Mad Titan himself if he gets the chance. Mostly from one of those comfy office chairs so his robes don't get wrinkled.

Meanwhile, Kahn is roaming the building as the hired muscle with a fancy phaser rifle.

Yippee ki yay, mother****ers, John's got the blueprints to the building, a trusty sidearm, and a couple grenades to start.

Since the later movies got more ridiculous than The Fifth Element ever had, we'll say he's getting some future-type feat clauses from his great-great-many-greats-grandson Korben Dallas. stick out tongue

With home field advantage, can he save the day again?


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I will comment thoroughly and in depth later on this. But it's looking good for McClane.


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Jack Bauer kills him
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Snoke wins.
Thanos wins.
Kahn wins.

And if Azgog was in this thread he’d win, too.


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Bane dies.

Since that’s not an option I voted for the next best thing.


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bane dies

porn parodies are the best


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porn parodies are the best

Yeah they are. Coming On America, Glad He Ate Her, The Devil Wears Nada, Ocean’ Eleven Inches, The DaVinci Load, A Lad In, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang...


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