- Pure H2H battle inside a steel cage.
- To make this fight more even, no healing factor for Deadpool. However, he still retains all his other physical enhancements and is not suffering any cancer ill effects due to the missing healing (so, not like when he was de-powered in prison and coughing up blood and stuff).
- Both opponents are taking the fight seriously but are otherwise in character.
Who takes it?
__________________ Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Deadpool. Tougher, faster, and definitely stronger than Ozy. He's also more cartoony in a fight, doing impossible maneuvers and flips while actually killing people and not just flourishing.
And with him knowing he doesn't have his HF he wont dight stupid as Wadebis actually pretty smart tactically.
Deadpool tanked blows from Colossus, falling down a mountainside, being tossed out of a car etc
Nothing Ozy can do can hurt him, also Wade is hilariously faster than him too
__________________ "Happiness is a lie. Life is horror. The light is always dying all across the universe. The last star will flicker out someday, when it does, all that remains is shadow. And I will be its king!"'-Amahl Farouk
He lost to Angel Dust because Deadpool Colossus was a crap fighter and she had all of Gina Carrano's MMA experience apparently, and was just better than him in a fight. But whenever he hit her, she actually got hurt, while he tanked everything she threw at him. He only lost due to being so chivalrous he gave her a free shot when her boob popped out, and getting punched in the d*ck. Because before that he beat her and left her in a pile of scrap after tossing her away.
And he put up a decent, but losing fight against Juggernaut when he actually used his skills, which is like saying anyone who lost a fight to Hulk didn't didn't do anything impressive. But he did tank a bus getting thrown at him by holding his hands outl. So Deadpool tanking a hit that launched him at a car hard enough to dent it is a big feat for Wade.
So yeah, Wade is far more durable, stronger, and faster than Ozy.
Last edited by KingD19 on Mar 27th, 2020 at 07:23 PM
If you've actually seen the movies, the opening post gives you more than enough information to know which Deadpool.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Re-read the OP carefully. If you have actually watched the films in question, it's easy to know which one I am referring to, as I include comments that specifically relate to that version only. Here is a hint. The word starts with a C. Well, the most important one.
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I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he got confused because he is too stupid to understand that by "physical enhancements" I mean enhanced strength, speed etc.
Though, admittedly, that doesn't explain missing the direct movie references...
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Wade would beat Ozymandias to death in short order if he wants to.
He's stronger and hits harder, being able to snap necks easily and seems about as strong as Cable, who can tear armoured truck doors off of their hinges.
He's more durable as said, though it's hard to tell if some of the hits he's survived would have killed him without his healing factor other than the obviously fatal ones.
But he's just so much faster than Ozy that Ozy can't hit him. I'm not one of the idiots who don't give Ozy's bullet catching feat any credence but that feat does not compare to all of the casual bullet-timing and deflecting Wade has done.
It's also hard to guess because some of it is played for gags. He can get launched a block away by Firefist and get up immediately, without any apparent injury or need to heal, but then apparently also hurts his knees performing a superhero landing (in reference to Angel Dust doing it in the first film) that's a lower drop than some of the ones he took seemingly completely uninjured in the first films, like the one off the bridge and into the SUV.
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I don't know why anyone would assume that. Though they shared the name Wade Wilson, the X-Men Origins version wasn't even officially called 'Deadpool', but rather referred to as 'Weapon XI'.
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I was thinking of Wade before the transformation. The one who blocked all those bullets with the sword with absolute ease. That version would stomp Ozy most likely.
In my opinion, Ozy would win this fight as it would be hard to tag him (especially him being primarily a counter attacker). Both are durable enough to take some hits from each other. Both are somewhat super strong. If it wasn't for the feat having Deadpool block some bullets (not all) I would say Ozy wins in a stomp.
Its hard for the guy who blocked multiple bullets at close range from an accomplished soldier with super powers with only swords to hit the guy who barely caught a single bullet from a woman who'd never shot anyone before?
Also Wade is stronger and tougher than Ozy as well.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.