BruceSkywalker
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What If?
OK, here goes. this is the first attempt at taking a character from Trek and putting said character in a situation. If its too broad then let me know I can try to fix it.
First up....Had James T. Kirk been captain of Voyager could he have gotten them home perhaps faster? What would Kirk's chances been up against the Borg or the Hirogen?
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May 2nd, 2008 10:30 PM
Symmetric Chaos
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Re: What If?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
First up....Had James T. Kirk been captain of Voyager could he have gotten them home perhaps faster?
The man has sex at the drop of a hat. He would save them in episode one.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
What would Kirk's chances been up against the Borg or the Hirogen?
Poor. He tended to fight campy foes. Not to mention Janeway probably had some intel on the Borg beforehand and Kirk has never even heard of them.
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May 2nd, 2008 10:55 PM
Badabing
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Kirk would have assimilated the Borg....
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May 3rd, 2008 12:38 AM
Creshosk
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Badabing
Kirk would have assimilated the Borg....
By "uploading" an orgasm to the collective via one of the female drones.
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May 3rd, 2008 06:06 AM
Badabing
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Creshosk
By "uploading" an orgasm to the collective via one of the female drones.
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May 3rd, 2008 03:25 PM
grey fox
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Kirk would sleep with EVERY female. Seven would be pregnant within her first three episodes and the Borg would willingly aid the Enterprise in their journey home, just for the hive-mind orgasms they'd receive from Kirks 'diplomatic meetings' with the Borg Queen.
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May 3rd, 2008 07:07 PM
-Pr-
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Creshosk
By "uploading" an orgasm to the collective via one of the female drones.
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i am sooo profiling that...
kirk beat a vulcan at chess. he'd outwit any enemy in the delta quadrant...
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May 3rd, 2008 07:43 PM
starlock
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I would hope that in janeways position,kirk would have all of the knowledge of her time and data banks also.....Kirk would make it home without a doubt and handle anything she did
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May 5th, 2008 05:00 PM
Shakyamunison
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Re: What If?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
OK, here goes. this is the first attempt at taking a character from Trek and putting said character in a situation. If its too broad then let me know I can try to fix it.
First up....Had James T. Kirk been captain of Voyager could he have gotten them home perhaps faster? What would Kirk's chances been up against the Borg or the Hirogen?
Kirk would have not destroyed the array, and would have used it to get home. The Ocompa would have been screwed.
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May 19th, 2008 06:11 PM
WanderingDroid
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I would say he would have pull the same decisions. But knowing Kirk...he'll would use more military tactics.
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May 20th, 2008 04:29 PM
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kirk would have b*tchslapped the kazon, and then gone home...
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May 20th, 2008 05:05 PM
Squirrel Fart
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Badabing
Kirk would have assimilated the Borg....
By sleeping with the Borg Queen.
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May 23rd, 2008 05:20 AM
steverules
The doctor
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Since it's kirk then he would have sex with the borg queen but neevr call her back leading to the borg assimilating voyager
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May 23rd, 2008 10:07 AM
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