Riker vs. Kirk

Who could bring a human female to climax the most times? There's a two hour time limit. No Data, no Spock. Ships computers allowed. Q is allowed, but he's on Kirk's side. Trelaine is on Riker's side. Kirk get's Tasha Yar. Riker gets Spock's mother. No sex toys. Limit of three dimensions.

Kirk all the way 😐 His penis is why the galaxy is a much safer place than it used to be....heck if he'd done the borg queen she wouldn't be trying to assimilate our ass' all the time 😬

Kirk: ripped shirts ftw.

for shame. i thought this was a fight...

Hands down Kirk

It would have to be Kirk. Riker is good, but Kirk has done every woman in the Galaxy. 😂

kirk and riker are the past look out here comes JACK DANIELS!

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
kirk and riker are the past look out here comes JACK DANIELS!

That maybe true, but all the girls call Kirk dad. 😆

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of livin' in your one-horse town
Like to find a little hole in the ground
For a while

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's just like some pornographic magazine
And you smile

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Originally posted by Raoul
for shame. i thought this was a fight...

It is a fight! A cock fight to determine who's the master swordsman.
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Originally posted by Mindship
Kirk: ripped shirts ftw.

Originally posted by tsscls
A cock fight to determine who's the master swordsman.
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wasnt that the fight between ron jeremy and john holmes..lol...

Originally posted by tsscls
Who could bring a human female to climax the most times? There's a two hour time limit. No Data, no Spock. Ships computers allowed. Q is allowed, but he's on Kirk's side. Trelaine is on Riker's side. Kirk get's Tasha Yar. Riker gets Spock's mother. No sex toys. Limit of three dimensions.

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Originally posted by Badabing
Why would you handicap Kirk with Q? facepalm

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Because it would be a spite thread if I did not.

Kirk did so much f***ing, that there is a very very good chance that he very probably is actually Riker's Grandfather.
A lineage that Riker secretly shares with four fifths of Starfleet.

Besides, Kirk during the competition, will be able to use the stroke off-putting comment of: "I was out here already having f**ked thousands..... of star systems.... and.... space b*tches.... before your daddy was an itch in mine.... and that... green b*tch's.... pants". *

Which needless to say would be a trifle intimidating to have that said to you by Kirk while you're down an' trying to do the nasty with your chosen 'space b*tch'..

And while you were face down there, doing your duty, would you be able to get it out of your head that it looks like Shatner had left his toupee placed between her legs...?😛

* The 'Shatner pauses' version, obviously... 🙂

Is this really a thread? For God's sake people. Kirk wins hands down. Riker is... a tool.

Originally posted by tom_servo
Is this really a thread? For God's sake people. Kirk wins hands down. Riker is... a tool.

Absolutely. Kirks shagging prowess is so respected, that you could be forgiven for thinking that Praxis only exploded to avoid being rogered to oblivion.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Absolutely. Kirks shagging prowess is so respected, that you could be forgiven for thinking that Praxis only exploded to avoid being rogered to oblivion.

Forgiven? Oh you're one of those "conspiracy nuts" that think Praxis blew up all by itself?
Kirk's dick>Doomsday device
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Kirk wins this easy...spite thread 😛