James Kirk vs. Will Riker...who'd win? · Star Trek

CadoAngelus Zanpakuto

James Kirk vs. Will Riker...who'd win?

Fisty cuffs...all out in Ten Forward. Who'd win? 'Cause lets be honest, they are the only two fighters in star trek (okay, maybe i missed out Ben Sisko)...

Kinneary Ex scientia tridens

Probably Kirk. Because, hell, he's Kirk.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Riker on size/puncher's chance maybe 3 times out of ten 10, but Kirk on experience whipping the arses off of all kinds of species across the galaxy paired with the new Kirk's apparent lust for violence. (YAY!)

~JP~ yeah baby

What is this a trick question? KIRK FTW.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Riker on size/puncher's chance maybe 3 times out of ten 10, but Kirk on experience whipping the arses off of all kinds of species across the galaxy paired with the new Kirk's apparent lust for violence. (YAY!)

Pretty much, Riker's taken down a few Klingons and whatnots, but Kirk has literally kicked ass even into his 'I'm old, fat and wearing a toupe' years. This is something fat Riker hasn't.

dadudemon Senior Member

I voted Riker simply because.

Kirk can do a flying butt stomp. EPIC! I don't think ANY star trek character has EVER done a flying butt stomp.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Will is a good fighter, but Kirk beats him easily

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by dadudemon
I voted Riker simply because.
Kirk can do a flying butt stomp. EPIC! I don't think ANY star trek character has EVER done a flying butt stomp.

He did that against an Andorion, after said Andorion was stupid enough to stab Kirk in the kidney.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Silly Andorians.

Silly, silly Andorians... Will they never learn...?

Badabing Gym rat

Kirk in a stomp.

CadoAngelus Zanpakuto

Originally posted by Badabing
Kirk in a stomp.

haha, sounds about right

roughrider Thunderer

Originally posted by Kinneary
Probably Kirk. Because, hell, he's Kirk.

Yep.
Kirk is resourceful in always finding a way - on-win scenarios aren't in his vocabulary - but he could be matched by Picard in many ways.

Raoul Hey Yo!

Kirk, but season 1 riker would give him a fight, imo...

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by Raoul
Kirk, but season 1 riker would give him a fight, imo...

Pfft, beardless Riker would get pimp slapped by Kirk! uhuh

Tattoos N Scars Modern Day Drifter

Kirk could handle Worf and Data at the same time

Doctor-Alvis Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by dadudemon
I voted Riker simply because.
Kirk can do a flying butt stomp. EPIC! I don't think ANY star trek character has EVER done a flying butt stomp.

Archer drop kicked a dude through a time portal. For me, that made up for any downsides in the series.

Mindship Snap out of it.

Kirk is who Riker fantasizes he is when kicking butt or banging it.

Doctor-Alvis Post-Crisis Balki

Originally posted by Doctor-Alvis
Archer drop kicked a dude through a time portal. For me, that made up for any downsides in the series.

Man, that portal thing really stuck with me.

Joe Buck Junior Member

Pah! Kirk would deliever his trademark drop kick and put him away.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Good Job its not "Hide and Q" Riker... Kirk might lose then...