Naruto/Sasuke/Killer Bee vs Alucard

this trio takes on Alucard. can they beat him?

Alucard would own them all since he like, can't die. They'd all eventually run out of chakra.

Killer Bee raps, Alucard flees, they go to the mall and by some phat stoopid clothes.

Wow, at first I read that as "Killer Bee rapes", and I was like 😬, but now I'm like 😆

Alucard rapes...... Nuff said.

Alucard has so many abilities it's ridiculous, plus since he absorbed Schrodinger, he can be anywhere at anytime, plus he can no longer be hurt, not that they could hurt him before that. Alucard takes on Sasuke and Killer Bee, then calls Seras Victoria to handle Naruto.

Alucard is a nigh-complete immortal at the end of the manga.

Normally I would say Alucard....but...with all my naruto knowledge

Killer Bee...ends up appearing to be killed..just for alucard to find out it's a fake

Sasuke...gets in trouble...then we find out he secretly became a vampire who has absorbed over 5 million souls and is somehow in a odd way Alucards father..somehow rendering all of Alucards attacks useless, why does all this happen?? Easy explanation, Sharingan ....someone then explains that Itachi was like 175 lvls ahead of Sasuke still...

Naruto...well..things start to look bleak..but then Naruto starts talking..Alucard halts to listen to what he has to say...8 chapters and one 15 hour story later, Alucard's brought to tears cause all of Narutos stories and painful past somehow relate to Alucard the same exact way thus bringing him to tears for the first time in years and he either kills himself permanently, reviving every innocent he killed in the time slot or becomes Narutos new friend

I could see it happening, don't lie you know it would.

Maybe it's the Naruto fangirl in me speaking but. ..

Naruto has the nine tailed fox.

Sasuke has Ameratsu and Susanoo

Killer Bee has 'raps' so bad that could kill anyone (this one is a joke btw, adding killer bee was pointless imo)

and Alucard is an arrogent ass who would laugh no matter what they did.

I stand by, you cannot regenerate from nothing. Between the four tails "i'ma firin mah lazar" and Ameratsu, they have the power to reduce Alucard to less than nothing. But that's just my opinion.

I am aware only Vaguely of the extremely boring character known as Alucard, and i don't care to learn more. I was just shooting a spitball of an idea in here.

Yeah.....no.

Mido is probably right, something dumb would happen like that.

However, Alucard at the end of the manga has absorbed Schrodinger, a being with Quantum Reality Manipulation.

After he did this, Alucard didn't drink blood for 20-30 years and was just fine, whereas if he did that before, he would be near death. He also appeared in Integra's room. He can exist everywhere and nowhere at the same time, and as long as he believe he's unhurt, he's unhurt.

And about all the Naruto particapants, Alucard goes level 0 just for fun, just so he has more torture varieties.

Mangeykou Sharingan, the raper of all rapers. Sasuke beat A. alone with his array of PNJs.

imo, It'd be insanely hard for the Naruto trio to hurt him significantly, let alone beat him.

The thing is, since he absorbed Schrodinger, he can no longer physically be hurt, just like Schrodinger. Well technically he can be hurt, but he can heal himself back to %100 just by believing he's %100.

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Maybe it's the Naruto fangirl in me speaking but. ..

Naruto has the nine tailed fox.

Sasuke has Ameratsu and Susanoo

Killer Bee has 'raps' so bad that could kill anyone (this one is a joke btw, adding killer bee was pointless imo)

and Alucard is an arrogent ass who would laugh no matter what they did.

I stand by, you cannot regenerate from nothing. Between the four tails "i'ma firin mah lazar" and Ameratsu, they have the power to reduce Alucard to less than nothing. But that's just my opinion.

I am aware only Vaguely of the extremely boring character known as Alucard, and i don't care to learn more. I was just shooting a spitball of an idea in here.

As long as he believes he exists, he does.

This is ignoring how much faster he is than all of them btw, ignoring his teleportation.

It's also ignoring the fact that he can phase through objects, and by definition, attacks.

Originally posted by EvilAngel
Maybe it's the Naruto fangirl in me speaking but. ..

Naruto has the nine tailed fox.

Sasuke has Ameratsu and Susanoo

Killer Bee has 'raps' so bad that could kill anyone (this one is a joke btw, adding killer bee was pointless imo)

and Alucard is an arrogent ass who would laugh no matter what they did.

I stand by, you cannot regenerate from nothing. Between the four tails "i'ma firin mah lazar" and Ameratsu, they have the power to reduce Alucard to less than nothing. But that's just my opinion.

I am aware only Vaguely of the extremely boring character known as Alucard, and i don't care to learn more. I was just shooting a spitball of an idea in here.

Your avatar and signature make me feel like this 😍

But your post makes me feel like this

This team could maybe give Alucard some base amusement, but nothing more.

Seriously, love from an avatar + sig? Duuuuuuude.

Nice point though.

Hinata Hyuuga is one of the few characters in the entirety of Narutard that I actually like. The other would be Hatake Kakashi. 🙂

Why did you use 1st name last name for Hinata, then switch to last name 1st name for Kakashi?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Hinata Hyuuga is one of the few characters in the entirety of Narutard that I actually like. The other would be Hatake Kakashi. 🙂

Originally posted by NemeBro
Alucard at the end of the series can regenerate from nothing.

As long as he believes he exists, he does.

This is ignoring how much faster he is than all of them btw, ignoring his teleportation.

Well i never wanted to debate this so consider me conceeded

But that's impossible to my mind. If there is nothing left, there is nothing to left to believe he exists.....

How vunerable/invunerable is Aluzard to soul attacks?