OP
I think we’re all aware that I love our boy Thor thumb up
But with that love has come a lot of reading, and with that an understanding of his weaknesses.
Thor’s a top tier monster, but he’s got a fatal flaw. He is slow.
It’s part of the character, speedsters do exceptionally well against him. He’s got his speed feats of course, but there’s very rarely a time that he’s shown to be superior to even street/meta level speed:
Daredevil:
https://imgur.com/3wNrOCl
Puma:
https://imgur.com/wDxAAmC
Captain America:
https://imgur.com/5nDP1EC
Spider-Man:
https://i.imgur.com/FUPpvLN.jpg
White Tiger:
https://imgur.com/7UgnjjL
Wolverine:
https://imgur.com/VQCt8Ru
And it doesn’t get better the higher you go either:
Space Knight:
https://imgur.com/zHRvqbf
Chulain:
https://imgur.com/kYmBjuu
https://imgur.com/vF4SXXe
Gladiator
https://i.imgur.com/qWUNdue.jpg
https://imgur.com/c6EZeuU
Angela:
https://i.imgur.com/IKlES9w.jpg
https://imgur.com/mkyBMFA
He was tired vs Angela, but even after he was refreshed:
https://imgur.com/ZuKLQuj
There’s no argument to be had here, when almost any level of high end speed is introduced to the table, Thor struggles. Sure, most of those opponents didn’t take him down, but none of those opponents, except for Gladiator, have a similar level of speed to Wonder Woman.
You’re probably thinking, yeah, Thor got blitzed 10 times by 10 different characters, but he seemed to take it fairly well right?
Well sure, but none of them are bringing to the table what Wonder Woman is. You might be familiar with Wonder Woman’s atom cutting sword:
https://imgur.com/SBYgTf9
Superman felt the need to dodge it, and he was clearly very observant because it then goes on to prove it can cut atoms:
https://imgur.com/0Mf8yRB
There is no defense against this. Not from Thor’s skin anyway.
And if you look at all those fights I posted, every single opponent landed on Thor or evaded him in some way that compromised him. There’s no reason AT ALL to suggest that Diana could not do the same once she gets up close and personal. Except she has an atom cutting blade at her disposal, so her strikes will prove deadly.
Diana’s blades straight up impaled the strongest toughest version of Doomsday to date:
https://i.imgur.com/hrDDV5a.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/dXgB4oZ.jpg
It will go right through Thor, or cut off any limbs I’d like, as Thor has demonstrated to have fairly poor piercing durability:
https://i.imgur.com/Z1snfyf.jpg
And make no mistake, if it’s not Celestial armor, Jarnbjorn is a pretty crappy weapon.
Even after Thor decided to swing with intent to kill, it couldn’t properly cut Cho Hulk:
https://imgur.com/ahvkCzh
Diana’s blade will have little issue piercing Thor.
She’s also extremely fast in her own right:
https://imgur.com/8OWMII4
She’s ranked #7 in DC universe, that’s two steps behind Death itself.
She also regularly fights Cheetah (#6 fastest) who is pretty damn fast on her own right:
https://imgur.com/Mqf3Hgy
https://imgur.com/2t9KriE
Also that flash tagging wasn’t a fluke:
https://imgur.com/eGGlBWh
https://imgur.com/ZtLypml
And Diana matched her, even blocked her strikes with her bracers:
https://imgur.com/QXziDeR
https://imgur.com/yXBYTz5
Even blitzed her at one point:
https://imgur.com/HLadts5
(That was after she tore up flash)
Not to say Diana doesn’t have her own Flash tagging feats:
https://imgur.com/gEUXu3Q
But it’s to be expected when you consider that Diana is quick enough to block point blank omega beams:
https://imgur.com/Cy7NiX9
https://imgur.com/sLd2wzz
And here back in the day:
https://imgur.com/x9SjlvW
https://imgur.com/40Pn7j8
And of course, the omega beams for reference:
https://imgur.com/exiFjVc
https://imgur.com/jxKJ9Hg
https://imgur.com/29rIrPP
https://imgur.com/FHLY7re
Quick enough to catch a speeding Superman and exhaust a speeding flash.
The sheer speed necessary for Diana to calculate where they’ll hit, and then block both of them with her bracers is leagues above speed expected from Thor.
Speed is key here, it allows fighters of comparable level to make others look like fools:
https://media.giphy.com/media/7PwzEk6YKmPNC/giphy.gif
And there is ZERO reason that Diana cannot shove a sword through Thor’s head and chop off his arms and legs before he can even properly react. Mjolnir, as fast as it is, needs to be wielded by Thor who is only so fast.
Let’s not forget Diana is a physical force of nature by the way:
https://imgur.com/XEGAUbt
https://imgur.com/EMFMrS2
https://imgur.com/fbF6H4h
https://imgur.com/5xrl19Q
At the very least comparable to Thor.
So here’s how the fight will go down:
The bell rings and I teleport to your location by the gifts of my lasso:
http://i.imgur.com/LaMwLki.jpg
And I’m on you in the fraction of a second.
You’re instantly wrapped up, keeping you from using Mjolnir and no you’re not escaping:
https://i.imgur.com/oLDLmdE.jpg
God of Strength Superman is bound,
Amazo bound:
https://imgur.com/s1jk0Il
Doom Superman bound:
https://imgur.com/835dTrA
https://imgur.com/a79uZXl
https://imgur.com/5BUZfmS
And the lasso actually grips your soul, there’s no wriggling free.
http://i.imgur.com/4kDfI5S.jpg
So that’s that.
I’m going to teleport to you, then you’re going to be bound, and have your head sliced off. All faster than Thor has proven to be able to react to. It’s short and sweet.
And just in case, I’d be careful of letting go of Mjolnir if I were you:
https://imgur.com/QuxKlEK
Diana might just take it for herself.
Not that you’ll get the chance of course, Diana is going for the kill.
In the end, this is the best you can hope for:
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