Here's to the one of the biggest badasses ever portrayed on the silver screen.
INDIANA JONES
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No one kicks ass like Indy, NO ONE!!!
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
They've tried.... but he keeps falling asleep before it can happen.
Seriously though, til the forth film, Id have agreed with the statement.
But after its release, anybodys Nan could beat him, now that he's been shown to be downplayed for Mutt's succession's sake.
But as much as he is routinely mocked by "Comedy" gophers these days, much respect for Indy because of the character that he was before his protracted onscreen raping to near death.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Oct 21st, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Indy 4 was actually really good, just the alien thing was way corny.
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The "alien thing" being the main plot of the film.
Film pissed me off, as it started off like a genuinely good Indy film, good action, mixed in with some humor and some chesse, definitely draws in the viewer. Then it went to pure shit.
It was good until Marion drove the duck into the river. From then on, yes, it went to shit. Everything leading to that was pwnage.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
It did have bits o cheese between the beginning and that part though. The gophers, Shea riding up looking like some gay misfit out of 'The Wild Bunch' set and few others I can't recall right now.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
Crap. Someone had beaten me to it. Oh well.
Indy's Bio
Nationality: American (Scottish on his father's side) Full Name: Henry Walton Jones, Jr. Date of Birth: July 1, 1889 Place of Birth: Princeton, New Jersey Age: 36 (Temple of Doom), 37 (Raiders), 39 (Last Crusade), 58 (Crystal Skull), 93 (Indy Chronicles) Height: 6'1" (this is Harrison Ford's actual height) Weight: ??? Hair: Dark Brown (Indy 1-3), Gray (Crystal Skull) Eyes: Brown Blood Type: Unknown Family: Henry Walton Jones, Sr, father (deceased by the time of Crystal Skull); Anna Jones, mother (deceased); Deidre Campbell Jones, first wife (deceased); Marion Ravenwood, wife; Henry Jones III, alias Mutt Williams, son. He also has a daughter who is unnamed and a grandson named Spike Occupation: College professor, Archaeologist, Soldier, Spy Portrayed By: Harrison Ford, River Phoenix, Sean Patrick Flanery, Corey Carrier, George Hall Famous People Indy Has Met Over The Years:
Please note that this is just choice bits of info.
- T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia)
- rode with Pancho Villa (as seen in Indy Chronicles, and mentioned in Crystal Skull)
- lost his virginity to Mata Hari (seriously)
- went on Safari with Teddy Roosevelt
- shot down by Baron Manfred von Richthofen, the Red Baron
- once dated the daughter of Edward Stratemeyer, author of the Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys novels
- chatted with Winston Churchill at a dinner party
- picked up Adolf Hitler's autograph (as seen in Last Crusade)
- butted heads with his college roommate, Elliot Ness
- rescued at one time by Amelia Earhart
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