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The Indestructable Assassin, Jaws
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I gotta give mad props to the one Bond villain that survived any and everything James Bond tossed at him. He's literally indestructable. Seven feet tall with gleaming metal teeth, Jaws is the only Bond baddie not to have gotten killed. Not to say that Bond has tried, though.
Bond never kills Jaws but he does try to kill him, by throwing him out of a train, putting him with a shark, smashing his gondola into the gondola station, running his car off the road into a poor man's house, pushing him off of a waterfall, and after all that Jaws just gets up, dusts off his jacket and walks away - although they actually team up at the end of Moonraker. As Drax's space station blows up, Jaws was jettisoned in an intact module of the station along with his girlfriend Dolly.
At least he survives Moonraker. Personally, I want to see him stuck in Resident Evil 5 and go toe-to-toe with Wesker.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
Jaws was wicked, that's a face only a mother could love.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
The Airport security scanner thing was priceless.
He through the security thing and the scanner beeped.
It was his teeth. Jaws smiled for the guy and
the guy got scared
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