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The Zombieland Crew
(please log in to view the image) From left, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Witchita (Emma Stone) Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), and Tallahasse (Woody Harrelson).
You got a neurotic college student, two con artists, and a Twinkie-loving, maniac. Stick them in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and add Bill Murray, and you got one hell of a ride.
I thoroughly enjoyed Zombieland as much as Shaun of the Dead. Aside the fact that parts of it were shot in my home state of Georgia, this movie is a fresh spin on my favorite horror genre - the zombie flick.
Aside from Columbus' list of rules (which does have merit in a zombie outbreak), what made the movie was the fact that Tallahasse was a damn fool in the movie. That and he was very creative in pwning the zombies.
Either way, I'll never look at a pair of hedge clippers the same way again. This movie rocks.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.