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Seth Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn)
(please log in to view the image) George Clooney as Seth Gecko.
From Dusk Till Dawn still rocks, even to this day.
George Clooney rocked this role, dropping so many F-bombs that would make even the reigning F-bomb King Samuel L. Jackson weep tears of joy.
Seth Gecko is a bank robber who manages to escape jail with the help of his little brother Richie Gecko (Quentin Tarantino), but not before jacking another bank and killing several Texas Rangers in their wake.
The brothers decide to head on down to Mexico. Using a dissilusioned preacher (Harvey Keitel) and his two children (Juliette Lewis and Ernest Liu) as hostages, the brothers make it through the border, where their contact will meet up with them at a raunchy stripper joint called the Titty Twister.
There's just one...small problem.
The Titty Twister is home to a shitload of vampires, led by Satanico Pandamoneium (Salma Hayek, in her first role as the bad girl). So now, it's a battle for survival.
Damn. Now I gotta see if I can find the DVD.
Aside from having an awesome tattoo, Seth delivers the best line in the movie: "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f**king bastard."
Seth Gecko rules.
Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.