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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
Moggy's big weekender
Got a customer coming to town today and I'll have to take him out on the lash tonight. Last time we went out we went round for round all night and I was shteamin' while he was as jober as a sudge. (He's gotta have a good two stone on me and drinks like a fish)
Also my missus is away for the weekend so I've made big plans for some serious sessions.
Now, I'm no genius but I've got a sneaking feeling I'm gonna have to start pacing myself or using some drinking stategy, anyone got any?
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Jun 14th, 2001 02:28 PM |
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finti
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Fish dont drink they filtrate.
Drink slow. Eat well before you start drinking, maybe take a nap before you all meet up. Order soda/coffee in between the alcoholic beverages. Or you can do like me, dont give a flying f..k and just get plaster, but then again I`m Norwegian and can take a lot of booze. We got real beer here in Europe
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Jun 14th, 2001 03:25 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
Drink soda or coffee!!!!!!
He's a northener, if I even mention soft drinks I'll never have a purchase order or respect from him again!
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Jun 14th, 2001 05:45 PM |
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finti
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then you just have to drink slower,than him. This sounds more like he is into a drinking contest more than a client meeting. if you have to buy the rounds all the time you should have full control, remember to eat well some hours before you start drinking. This way you can take more booze, you are the only one to know your limit take it easy and stay away from the shots!!!!!!
Good luck
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Jun 14th, 2001 08:34 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Gender: Unspecified Location: USA |
Drink some whole milk before you go out boozing. The milkfat coats your stomach and you can carry a bigger load of booze streaming through your stomach. good luck. and please do drive since you'll be drinking.
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Jun 15th, 2001 10:20 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
Ohhh dear god. Got in at half three this morning and got into work for half seven. The only bonus is I'm still drunk so I don't feel ill yet. I stink of beer though, it's always a bad sign when you can smell the alcohol on yourself!
I didn't buy the drinks all night, we went in rounds but petty cash was paying for mine so its not too bad. Got some more work to quote for the fella, so its all worth it in the end, although what good is a higher turnover when you've got liver failure.
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Jun 15th, 2001 11:56 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
11:34 a.m. MOGGY UPDATE
Feeling quite ill now as I'm into the full hangover. Need love or hugs. Must get some slee....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jun 15th, 2001 03:34 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Gender: Unspecified Location: USA |
MOGGY, hang in there. my posty didn't come out right above. It was supposed to say don't drive if you are drinking.
drats hangovers are evil.
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Jun 15th, 2001 07:19 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Actually buttermilk coats the stomach best. If you can stomach it. Thats what Batman drank when he knew he was going to be poisoned.
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Jun 15th, 2001 09:48 PM |
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Edna Witch
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Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Or just drink really fast. Get as drunk as possible as fast as possible until you feel sick and then throw it all back up again. You sober up pretty quick trust me. And then you can get started all over again! And the beauty of throwing it all up is you don't get a hangover. Or maybe that is just me! Bloody kills your throat though! I suggest you don't do it often or the acid from your stomach begins to kill the epithelial cells lining your asophagous. And trust me when I say that is not a good thing!
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Jun 16th, 2001 12:29 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
You make it sound SO beautiful, Edna...
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Jun 16th, 2001 03:24 AM |
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Edna Witch
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Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Yeah well I am young and still a relative learner on the alcohol abuse scale but I have learned fast! I thank my dodgy school friends for that!
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Jun 16th, 2001 03:49 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Well, you know more than I do...
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Jun 16th, 2001 03:51 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
That makes a refreshing change!
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Jun 16th, 2001 03:56 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Was that some sort of alcohol advert pun?
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Jun 16th, 2001 03:58 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Hmmm another of my nonamusing statements that turned out funny. I must stop doing that!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:01 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
You have quite a talent for it.
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:02 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
strange I couldn't crack a joke if i tried!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:04 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
You tried hard enough with the dead baby jokes.
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:06 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
But they weren't funny. They were just sick! Anyone can be sick! besides they werent my jokes.
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:08 AM |
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