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Beer Warning
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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Jun 21st, 2001 02:42 AM |
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finti
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Thats why we like it RC 
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Jun 21st, 2001 11:39 AM |
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Ratcat
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Hic!
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Jun 21st, 2001 12:52 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Out of your own experience, RC.
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Jun 21st, 2001 01:25 PM |
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Ratcat
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Nah, I try not to drink too often, bad things happen....
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Jun 21st, 2001 02:30 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
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Location: Changing nappies |
Its like you've summed up my existance in a single message RC.
Damn you god for making me this way....sniff sniff, boo hoo 
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Jun 21st, 2001 02:31 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Thats great RC !!!!!
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Jun 21st, 2001 06:05 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*hands Mech a beer*
Cheer up, he was only joking.
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Jun 21st, 2001 08:35 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
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Location: USA |
*looks in frig for a frosty cold one*
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Jun 22nd, 2001 11:41 AM |
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finti
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"beer, beer, smurph beer......" 
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Jun 22nd, 2001 11:52 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Hey, Edna's back. Hang over over?
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Jun 22nd, 2001 06:39 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
It sounds like she is quite the delinquent when she drinks.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Jun 22nd, 2001 11:27 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
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Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Oh yes Iwould certainly agree with 14! I have much exoperience in that area!
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Jun 23rd, 2001 04:09 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
So she likes bars?
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Jun 24th, 2001 02:28 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
She likes a good time as much as the next person. Unless the next person is me, of course. I HATE good times.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Jun 24th, 2001 03:24 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Nobody noticed my excellent joke.
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Jun 25th, 2001 04:53 AM |
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