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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
The strange mysterious place...
WWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Whoa! What a rush!
Now, what the heck is going on here?
I was going with Edna to the bar... if this is a bar, Queeq has developed a strange taste.... what with tyhe huge beats and shrieking ghosts... very homely...
And do I remember seeing someone looking JUST like me?
Hmmm......
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 1st, 2001 03:37 AM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
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OH God, he's hallucinating now.
Edna, I think you might have done permenant damage...
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May 1st, 2001 03:42 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
And somehow, I can STILL hear RC's critical tones... good acoustics, I guess...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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May 1st, 2001 03:44 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Shrieking ghosts you say? Doesnt sound good to me!
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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May 1st, 2001 03:47 AM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
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Actually, that may be queeq, having realised he left the door open on the Rancor cages...
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May 1st, 2001 03:53 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Ah, the memories of Edna's beautiful tones lify my spirits...
Mind you, HAVE a ship. Quite why I agreed to go with her... actually, it was obvious really.
Right, come to terms with things. What would my Master have said?
(Thinks)
"Why the hell did you sign the contract, you prat!?"
Hmm, he was always WAS grumpy.
You know, I'm sure the ground shouldn't be moving...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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May 1st, 2001 03:55 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Well sorry to say it but with the impressive performance your evil clone Uushgarak is giving, the chances of anyone missing you are pretty minimal! I do believe you are doomed to remain in hell for eternity! You did read the mall print at the bottom of the contract right?
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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May 1st, 2001 03:57 AM |
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Ratcat
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Gender: Unspecified
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OK, he's lost it, stick with the clone.
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May 1st, 2001 03:57 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
(Force pulls Keo down to the ground)
Keo! Thank the Force! Are you well?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 1st, 2001 04:04 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified
Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Well Keo! Tatwill teach you for stealing witch's property. And Ush perhaps I had better recap what it said beneath where you singned.
"In case of the above incident, be sure to have a fair maiden standing by to scream your name theough the land of the living and release the chains that bind you in your hell. There is no other release from the underworld! BE WARNED!"
[ May 01, 2001: Message edited by: Edna witch ]
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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May 1st, 2001 04:07 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Can you hear something?
I'm not certain, Keo, old bean. Hang on, let me medtiate for a few mos...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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May 1st, 2001 04:12 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
(Ushgarak mediatates... and receives inspiration from the Force...)
HEY! You... silly WITCH! That was a ONE PERSON SPELL! COUNT IT! ONE UNO EIN!
What has she done to me?
(looms arojnd at roaring fires, tormentd souls and big horned beasts)
Oh, riiighhht...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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May 1st, 2001 04:30 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
I think you've taken a wrong turn. 
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May 1st, 2001 02:56 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: USA |
wrong turn, where? 
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May 1st, 2001 08:11 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
The DSD was a left turn at Bespin, not a right. 
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May 1st, 2001 09:46 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Ah, if only Master Gundark could advise me now...
Right then, Keo, bad situation all around... how do you think we can get out of here?
Then I will have to have VERY sharp words with Edna...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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May 1st, 2001 10:25 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
(Ghostlike whisper) Use the force, Ush....let go, Ush.....
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May 1st, 2001 10:49 PM |
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