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JOKE: Creativity
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Ratcat
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JOKE: Creativity

Many thanks to my boss, Richard, for this one...

An Englishman with creativity.
This is an actual ad in the London Times.

WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
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Ushgarak
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Oh crumbs, has Zereil been shelling out on personals now?


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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"

"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

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laughing out loud where is zerelli anyways besides having some multiple relations throughout the summer
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That boy..*shakes head*

Good one RC. I'll have to pass that one around the office.


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Why? Looking for a girlfriend??? laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud
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Zereil can tragically only get on while he has net access.

I can assure you, he is quite happy right now.


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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"

"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

BtVS
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quote:
Originally posted by Ushgarak
Zereil can tragically only get on while he has net access.


Ushgarak, you're showing you talent for point out the glaringly, bloody obvious again!!! laughing out loud laughing out loud
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It has been my experience that people nearly always need the obvious pointed out, very clearly.


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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

BtVS
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Ooooohhhh, I see... roll eyes (sarcastic)
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keokiswahine
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I see RC is busy with his creative imagination.... smokin' smokin'


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Ushgarak
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So it seems.


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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"

BtVS
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Me? Nah. cool
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queeq
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Nope. After all, he got it from someone else. big grin


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At least one person reads the whole post properly. smile
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Good joke, RC. The guys really liked it.


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Yes, very funny.


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