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mechmoggy
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The old jokes are the best?
Time for a real old joke thread methinks....
Bloke walks into a pub and see's an old mate of his...
"Bob! How the devil are ya, haven't seen you for a couple of weeks. Where have you been?"
To which Bob replies...
"Hiya John, I've been away on holiday with the bread knife and saucepan lids (thats wife and kids to non-brits  ), we went down south to Poole"
John: "Poole eh?...... In Dorset?"
Bob: "Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone." 
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finti
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Eh dont we have a humor forum?????, yes we do
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Oct 22nd, 2001 09:36 AM |
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Ratcat
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I thought we had a Star Wars humour forum....
And I don't get it...
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Oct 22nd, 2001 09:46 AM |
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finti
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local jokes sucks.
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Oct 22nd, 2001 09:51 AM |
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mechmoggy
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The humour forum actually says, "for all things star wars", and this joke ain't got nothing to do with star wars.
And RC, I cannot believe a man of your years has never heard this joke and also doesn't get it!
In Dorset - endorse it. Jeepers! 
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Oct 22nd, 2001 12:09 PM |
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Ratcat
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Hmmm, I think this one would work better verbally...
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Oct 22nd, 2001 12:11 PM |
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finti
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still is a crap joke
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Oct 22nd, 2001 12:54 PM |
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Ushgarak
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Well, I laughed a little...
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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Oct 22nd, 2001 05:54 PM |
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finti
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No comment 
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Oct 22nd, 2001 06:29 PM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
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What's up with that joke? 
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Oct 22nd, 2001 06:34 PM |
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Tex
Yumsz
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, get off the stage!!!!!!
Ush get up there and give us some of your apostrophe material
To mech: Just Kidding!!! Funny Joke!!! I got it just fine!
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Oct 22nd, 2001 07:42 PM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
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He better get off the stage! I've got some tomatoes to throw at him otherwise.
Wait! I've got some ToMacco to throw at him 
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Oct 22nd, 2001 07:48 PM |
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Tex
Yumsz
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Forget Ush, Tomacco get your ass on that stage
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Oct 22nd, 2001 07:51 PM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male
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There was a man and a doctor. The doctor told the man he had six months to live. But the man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
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Oct 22nd, 2001 07:54 PM |
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Tex
Yumsz
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Location: Tampa, FL, USA |
take my wife, please
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Oct 22nd, 2001 08:37 PM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male
Location: A bar in Minnesota |
Good night ladies and gentlemen!
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Oct 23rd, 2001 02:41 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
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Location: Changing nappies |
Come on, we need more ancient jokes here!
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Oct 23rd, 2001 09:10 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ancient enough for ya?
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Oct 24th, 2001 03:59 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Because ToMacco had a certain part of his anatomy stuck in it?
J/k
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Oct 24th, 2001 12:31 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Okay how about....
What's the difference between a Jack Russel (lil dog with lil legs) and a street-based salesman?
Well the salesman bawls his wares out on the street and the dog....
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