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Corran
Lucifer

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Location: Look out of your Window

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Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place vocabulary.Essential NEW WORDS FOR 2004 editions for the work-place
vocabulary.

TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, cr*ps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

MOUSE POTATO.
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

STRESS PUPPY.
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.

The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.

404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

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Jun 28th, 2004 12:53 PM

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Baylin
Disillusioned

Gender: Male
Location: Same old shit hole!

Gosh I'm such a testiculator!

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at the moment!

Jun 28th, 2004 02:17 PM

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Darth Revan
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Gender: Male
Location: -

that sounds dirty sad

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having nothing but a hyphen under my name makes me look so xhardxcorex. like a felon.

Jun 28th, 2004 03:05 PM

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Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

I've experienced the OHNOSECOND when I forwarded an Email about my boss to her with some comments of my own, instead of forwarding it to a friend, oh how we laugh about that still to this day.

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Jun 28th, 2004 03:08 PM

Agent Elrond
The Curse is gone

Gender: Male
Location: A Boston fan in NY

quote:
MOUSE POTATO.
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

yep, that's me. 12hrs of KMC a day

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Jun 28th, 2004 03:24 PM

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Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

I think it's probably most people here.

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Jun 28th, 2004 03:29 PM

mechmoggy
Northern Monkey

Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies

You should add "procrasturbation" to that list.

I don't think I need to go into any detail on this; lets just say its when you find yourself doing something else when there's work to be done.

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Jun 28th, 2004 04:33 PM

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Tptmanno1
Life Ponder-er

Gender: Male
Location: Dreaming...Or am I living...

That some funny Sh*t Mech!

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Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

quote:
Originally posted by mechmoggy
You should add "procrasturbation" to that list.

I don't think I need to go into any detail on this; lets just say its when you find yourself doing something else when there's work to be done.

Whaaaaat? I think that needs some explaining for some of the less intelligent viewers

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Jun 28th, 2004 09:41 PM

mechmoggy
Northern Monkey

Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies

I do some of my best thinking when I'm procrasturbating. yes

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Jun 29th, 2004 07:16 PM

Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

Yes, I can imagine what sort of things you would be thinking about at during those 'brief' moments

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Jun 30th, 2004 11:47 AM

Tptmanno1
Life Ponder-er

Gender: Male
Location: Dreaming...Or am I living...

lol

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Jun 30th, 2004 05:32 PM

fini
Hurricane stalker

Gender: Female
Location: Trinidad

LMAO..........404, i'm gonna use that one

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Jul 1st, 2004 03:43 AM

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Peach
princess minx

Gender: Female
Location: tortall

that's great!!!

The OHNOSECOND is more or less a regular part of my life...

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�So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep.�

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Jul 1st, 2004 03:48 AM

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Agent Elrond
The Curse is gone

Gender: Male
Location: A Boston fan in NY

New Word: Pawned (v) what someone says after they kick your *ss in an online game, or something like that

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Jul 1st, 2004 07:31 PM

Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

And this you know because people keep saying it to you? stick out tongue

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Jul 5th, 2004 12:01 PM

Peach
princess minx

Gender: Female
Location: tortall

I'm also quite a fan of percussive maintenance yes

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�You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.�
�So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep.�

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Jul 7th, 2004 04:27 AM