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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
The Ear-wax and Boogers Thread
Why is ear-wax orange, but boogers are green?
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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All I know is that they stick to your fingers when you pick em.
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Apr 15th, 2002 05:47 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
But why are they different colors? Arn't they both formed from dirty air?
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Apr 15th, 2002 05:50 AM |
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the.kenzo
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I guess.
Maybe the hairs in your eares and nose have different types of folicles that form different types of chromosones that alter the pigments of the colors.
What the hell did I just say???
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Apr 15th, 2002 05:52 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
I don't know.
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Apr 15th, 2002 05:54 AM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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Suddenly highschool science must have come back to haunt me. I am probably wrong anyways. I just know the technical words that accompany science.
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Apr 15th, 2002 05:57 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
I've got bastard allergies, too. So I have snot coming out of my nose like a fountain.
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Apr 15th, 2002 06:02 AM |
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the.kenzo
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My nose has been running too. Maybe I have a cold.
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Apr 15th, 2002 06:10 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
Maybe your brain is melting.
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Apr 15th, 2002 06:11 AM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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*Jumps into giant freezer*
HaHa! Not anymore!!! This brain will leak no more!
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Apr 15th, 2002 06:14 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota |
Hey, grab me a grape popsicle in there, will ya?
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Apr 15th, 2002 06:17 AM |
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the.kenzo
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*Shivering*
I...can't...move.
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Apr 15th, 2002 06:40 AM |
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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
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Don't stick your tongue out.
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Apr 15th, 2002 07:47 AM |
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the.kenzo
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Ah caant ut's tuck to the top of my mouf.
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Apr 15th, 2002 08:56 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
I can't remember ever having a thread with this disgusting a title. You could have made it the "Ear Wax, Boogers and Toe Jam Thread" you know.

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Apr 15th, 2002 09:40 AM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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Toe Jam sucks.
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Apr 15th, 2002 01:50 PM |
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yerssot
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and tomatos are red...
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Apr 15th, 2002 03:23 PM |
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yerssot
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if that gets it any better, this thread must REALLY be bad!
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
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Not so long ago we had a discussion about the colour of belly button fluff, but this thread takes us to an all time low.
Good work To. 
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