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Women
This is a general site where anyone can talk about Women and those weird things they do.
I read an article yesterday at [SPOILER - highlight to read]: maddox.xmission.com about the way women react when they fart. While reading this article, I thought to myself...
"Why are women so repulsed by farts? It is a natural thing. A body fuction that must be preformed. There is no ways around it."
Read the article and you will understand better.
Are there any guys out there that have come close to understanding women? Any women that care to let the guys of KMC in on a few secrets? I know I for one am lost and would not mind a little light shed on the subject of:
"WHAT THE HELL ARE WOMEN THINKING ABOUT? What are the thoughts running through those minds of yours?"
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Apr 1st, 2004 01:09 PM |
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Storm
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If you want to know what we are thinking about. Just ask. But if I don' t want to reveal my thoughts, then I won' t say it, even if you asked me about it.
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You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough.
Make poverty history.
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Apr 1st, 2004 01:12 PM |
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Fire
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^true
and well cyclopse I get some women not all of them tho
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Apr 1st, 2004 01:14 PM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
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I kinda understand a lot of girls here on KMC. They aren't that difficult to understand really. Pay attention to them, compliment them when they do or say something nice, and actually BE concerned about how their day went when you ask them "so how's it going today?"
I understand a lot, but i know there is A LOT MORE to learn and i'm just taking it step by step.
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Apr 1st, 2004 03:01 PM |
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Evy_O
don't let go
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Why would someone want to understand women...  It's the mystery and the thought of the 'unknown' that should make it exciting!
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shallow me, then spit me out
for hating you I blame myself
seeing you it kills me now
no, I don't cry on the outside anymore...
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Apr 1st, 2004 04:11 PM |
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The Man of Steel
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There are a lot of women who are more down to earth then others, but there are the odd exceptions.
"I will never understand how a woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto her upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root... [SPOILER - highlight to read]: and still be afraid of a spider."
-Jerry Seinfeld.
This is not a thread to insult women, but more to poke fun and make light of the little things that they do. To discuss their imperfections.
ATTENTION: WOMEN
Do not take this thread as an insult. It is anything but that.
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Apr 1st, 2004 04:13 PM |
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SumWatTwisted
I'm Back!
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Guys. I'm a woman And I don't even understand them. That's how confusing we are.
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Apr 1st, 2004 04:21 PM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
Gender: Male
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I understand you...
You just need a whole lotta love...
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Apr 1st, 2004 04:25 PM |
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Smallville
The Man of Steel
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I would advice against loving her. Bad things happen...
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Apr 1st, 2004 05:49 PM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
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she knows i love her and she dispises it. she even thought up an elaborate death for me and everything....it was kinda cute.
She just needs a foot massage and a ham sandwhich! 
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Apr 1st, 2004 05:55 PM |
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Smallville
The Man of Steel
Gender: Male
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And to be fanned by palm leaves whilst being fed grapes? 
She killed me too, it was rather funny.
I LOVE YOU, SUMWAT!!!
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Apr 1st, 2004 05:59 PM |
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Fire
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okie you guys are weird 
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:00 PM |
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Smallville
The Man of Steel
Gender: Male
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let the record show... I am weird... and Link maybe as well.
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:01 PM |
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Fire
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Gender: Male
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everyone is weird in some why or another
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:03 PM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
Gender: Male
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quite weird indeed 
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Last edited by Linkalicious on Apr 1st, 2004 at 06:07 PM
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:03 PM |
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Smallville
The Man of Steel
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your smiley failed. You failed again, Link! What is it about you and failure? j/k
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:06 PM |
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Linkalicious
Iran...I Walked...I Jihad
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not my fault! i have the attention span of a 4 year old!!!
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:07 PM |
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Fire
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Gender: Male
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well it's april fool's day maybe that's got something to do wiv it
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:07 PM |
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Wierd
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Apr 1st, 2004 06:08 PM |
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but that me i just a tom boy who likes korn 
