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Castration By Turtle!

Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.

laughing out loud


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Old Post Jun 26th, 2005 09:33 AM
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that just makes me want to grab my crotch and make sure everythings still there

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.

laughing out loud


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God only knows why the turple bit there.Thought it was a worm no doubt.JM laughing


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Heheh. Just when we all thought it was safe to go back into the water eh? Although I do wonder what the authorities would do with the little shelled devil if it were caught. Hopefully nothing bad.


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Re: Castration By Turtle!

quote: (post)
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches.

Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over.

Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful.

laughing out loud


I was the turtle....*Sigh*


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god damn

those things are frikin nasty

kids lucky he got to keep his best friend.

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Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
God only knows why the turple bit there.Thought it was a worm no doubt.JM laughing

Holy shit, Jackie made...a funny?

By the way, castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis.


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ouch.


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Must be some Loch Ness wannabe...


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no expression ouch


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by FeceMan
Holy shit, Jackie made...a funny?

By the way, castration is the removal of the testicles, not the penis.
I'm aware but I needed a good word for the Thread title and this was close enough.


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Circumcision would have worked better thumb up



That even sounds painful to me messed imagine if he was aroused at the time, damn!


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lol..
Man that would have to hurt..


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Usually people are the dominate speices. I guess turtles want to strike back by trying to bite peoples penises off...


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Re: Re: Castration By Turtle!

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Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I was the turtle....*Sigh*
So, You're some shelled reptile swimming around in a Lake in Germany Biting Small Kids Dicks off? no expression


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're a sick sick person stick out tongue


Me? No way!


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