mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Terms of endearment
I've been calling strangers "chap" for some time now and I've felt its lost its errrrr special meaning to me now.
So, last night I began trying out some new one's to see how they went down. Firstly I had to get past some geezer who was blocking the door to the loo, so I stepped in and said, "s'cuse me chief", which seemed to work okay. Later I needed to get to the bar which was being blocked by a big chap so I said, "can I just get in there guvnor?", which also worked okay. What do you lot think?
__________________
May 13th, 2002 10:58 PM
Phucked Up
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male Location: Sophie's Mind
quote: s'cuse me chief
Sounds like something one of us American's would say.
quote: can I just get in there guvnor
Sounds really British.
__________________
Tennessee Titans 2008-2009 Season:
10 Wins - 0 Losses
May 13th, 2002 11:10 PM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
Moderator
Getting a bit of a cockney vibe there, Mech?
__________________
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
May 13th, 2002 11:17 PM
Phucked Up
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male Location: Sophie's Mind
Why don't you try to act Australian? And go up to people saying "Hello there mate."
__________________
Tennessee Titans 2008-2009 Season:
10 Wins - 0 Losses
May 14th, 2002 12:00 AM
Tex
Dick
Gender: Unspecified Location: Dallas, Tx, Usa
Try these on for size:
s'cuse me liver lips
or
can I just get in there rat face
__________________
May 14th, 2002 02:01 AM
ToMacco
Mr. Orange
Gender: Male Location: A bar in Minnesota
Try man, or dude.
Or guy. "Hey, what's up, guy?"
__________________
4 8 15 16 23 42
May 14th, 2002 03:02 AM
finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
why do you need to call them something, whats wrong with excuse me
May 14th, 2002 06:40 AM
Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch
If I'm out to dinner with my sister or my nieces and I want to get the waiter's attention as he's flying by (if its a guy obviously), I just say "excuse me, handsome -". Works everytime. It also works other places besides restaurants.
One time I was trying to squeeze past this really tall guy to get to a doorway and I said "excuse me Chewbacca". I got lucky - the guy thought it was funny. At least he knew who Chewbacca was.
__________________
May 14th, 2002 01:19 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
Any suggestions for guys to get the waiter's attention?
__________________
May 14th, 2002 01:20 PM
Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch
Flash money.
__________________
May 14th, 2002 01:31 PM
queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed
Same as with girls then.
__________________
May 14th, 2002 01:36 PM
mah
J-type 327 Nubian
Gender: Male Location: Florø, Norway
quote: Originally posted by ToMacco
Try man, or dude.
those are really typical american sayings though.
but I do believe you can call people pretty much everything, like what tex said, without anyone taking notice of it.
__________________
May 14th, 2002 01:59 PM
Tex
Dick
Gender: Unspecified Location: Dallas, Tx, Usa
Just push the hoes out of your way! It's their fault for blocking you!
Speaking of waiters, how do you tell them to go away?
Checking up on you 7 times is 4 times too many!
__________________
May 14th, 2002 04:51 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
quote: Originally posted by Gundark
just say "excuse me, handsome"
I'm not saying that to any men.
Not cocky Ush, I'm very pleasant when I say it. Not like my mates younger brother who calls everyone, "kid", I fecking hate that.
"Chap" is still my favourite I think, its kinda nice.
__________________
May 14th, 2002 07:24 PM
Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch
I still like mate. Sounds like Crocodile Dundee.
__________________
May 14th, 2002 07:39 PM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
Moderator
Mech, I said COCKNEY. Not cocky!
__________________
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
May 14th, 2002 07:40 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Oooooooh!
Nah, I'm no "mockney".
__________________
May 14th, 2002 07:41 PM
yerssot
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
what? no fight?
May 14th, 2002 07:46 PM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
Moderator
Cor blimey, guvnor, we don't want no fighting around here!
__________________
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
May 14th, 2002 07:46 PM
yerssot
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location:
He's British! Shoot him!
*looks around*
err... hmm... well... carry on... carry on... please?
May 14th, 2002 07:48 PM
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
Text-only version