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Gundark
Mayhem
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Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Just a good short joke !
Its very rainy and dreary here in York PA today - just wanted to give everybody a good laugh with a short joke !
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a
> > baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity.
> > When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring
> > mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to
> > hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver
> > the baby.
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> > The child did so.
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> > The mother pushed; and after a little while, the doctor lifted
> > the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him
> > to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he
> > thought of the baby. The little boy responded, "He shouldn't have
> > crawled in there in the first place. Spank his ass again."
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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Where'd you come up with that?
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May 18th, 2002 06:58 PM |
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finti
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fortune coockie
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May 18th, 2002 07:03 PM |
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L.E.
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nice joke!
its raining and ugly over here too
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May 18th, 2002 09:45 PM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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Location: Elsewhere |
It's dry here, but with clouds from the rain we had yesterday.
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May 18th, 2002 09:45 PM |
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yerssot
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yeah! I hate left-overs!
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May 18th, 2002 09:48 PM |
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L.E.
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Location: United States |
sometimes if you dont put a lid on them, they get fuzzy and blue. right yers? 
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May 18th, 2002 09:49 PM |
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yerssot
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blue? that's strange... they get red over here... but that's just because the dog eat from it... from time to time and then lays it back...
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May 18th, 2002 09:50 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
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Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Dont feed your dog fuzzy leftovers you idiot !
My friend sent me that joke in an e-mail. I laughed like hell when I read it.
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May 20th, 2002 03:20 PM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male
Location: Elsewhere |
How about some new jokes here? I got two.
<><><><><>
Stretching A Dime
Rated PG-13
A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each could make a dime reach, and agreed to try it and meet a few days later to see who'd get the most out of a dime.
The Jew bought a cigar, and smoked one-third the first day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the second day and saved the ashes. He smoked one-third the third day and again saved the ashes, and on the fourth day he gave the ashes to his wife to use as fertilizer on her roses.
He told the Ukrainian, "I know you can't beat that for stretching a dime."
The Ukrainian said, "I got you beat. I bought a Polish sausage for a dime, and the first day I ate one-half, and on the second day I ate the other one-half. The third day I used the skin for a condom, and the fourth day I took a shit in the skin and sewed it back up. The fifth day I took it back to the butcher and told him it smelled like shit. He agreed with me and gave me my dime back!"
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In light of the priest controversy these days:
QUICKIES - Rated G
A priest and a rabbi are walking down a street when they see a little kid up ahead.
The priest says to the rabbi "Hey, want to screw that kid?"
and the rabbi says, "Out of what?"
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May 20th, 2002 06:32 PM |
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Corran
Lucifer
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Location: Look out of your Window |
OK, I've got loads, but just one at a time for now.
A lady walks into a car dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car in the corner - a brand new, beautiful black BMW 525i and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to inspect the interior and feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she quickly looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, sure enough...... there standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Feeling very uncomfortable she asks,
"What is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers "Madame, if you farted just touching it, I can assure you........ you are going to shit yourself when you hear the price!"
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May 21st, 2002 08:05 AM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
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Location: Elsewhere |
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May 21st, 2002 04:29 PM |
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REXXXX
Turkey in 3
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Location: San Diego Moderator |
Here's a PG-13/R joke.
One day three penises were talking about their owners. The first one said "I love my master, he strokes me every day." The second one said "I love my master, he rubs lotion on me every day." The third one said "I hate my master, he puts me in a smelly dark cave and never lets me out!"
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May 21st, 2002 11:43 PM |
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the.kenzo
Keeper of the Prophecy
Gender: Male
Location: Elsewhere |
Ahh, that kinda sucked.
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May 22nd, 2002 05:38 AM |
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REXXXX
Turkey in 3
Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
Well, I heard it from a friend. I didn't laugh either.
Corran's was great though.
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May 23rd, 2002 02:37 PM |
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Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
*takes a bow*
Why Thank you!!
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May 23rd, 2002 02:50 PM |
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Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
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Location: In Norway .. God damitt |
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