mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
Weird?
The other day my cold (which is pretty much gone now) was so bad that I couldn't taste anything. Mrs.MM had gone out for the evening and I was lef to fend for myself.
A quick look through my old-mother-hubbards left me with two options: -
1. A bacon sandwich
2. Some horrible soup Mrs.MM likes, its tastes like cat vomit and toenail clippings
So I can't taste anything, so what do I eat?
The bacon sandwich, why is that?
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May 26th, 2002 10:33 AM
Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
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To not annoy Mrs. MM, because you are such a devoted and loving husband?
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May 26th, 2002 10:37 AM
mah
J-type 327 Nubian
Gender: Male Location: Florø, Norway
if the consistency of that soup or if it looked bad, it's natural to eat the sandwich
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May 26th, 2002 10:38 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
quote: Originally posted by Ushgarak
To not annoy Mrs. MM, because you are such a devoted and loving husband?
You just don't know me at all do you Ush.
The soup is really horrible to taste, but I didn't taste any of the sandwich either. I can't get my head round it at all.
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May 26th, 2002 10:44 AM
yerssot
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take the soup!
May 26th, 2002 10:47 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
But it tastes bad!............but then again I've wasted the nice bacon sandwich cus I couldn't taste it..........
My head hurts.
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May 26th, 2002 10:55 AM
yerssot
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take the soup, take the soup, take the spoup, take the poop
what??? the poop???
May 26th, 2002 10:58 AM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
Co-Admin
Leave your poor wife the bloody soup!
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May 26th, 2002 11:06 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
I did, I did!!
But I wasted a perfectly good bacon sandwich. I even put my normal HP brown sauce on it too, when I couldn't taste a bloody thing! What going on in my tiny mind?
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May 26th, 2002 11:11 AM
Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK
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You're mad. Check yourself into the funny farm before you kill someone.
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May 26th, 2002 11:16 AM
Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt
please do check in to happy farm... and don't take the poop
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May 26th, 2002 11:55 AM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm actually mad. Not as mad as Yerss anyway.
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May 26th, 2002 01:05 PM
yerssot
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hey! I resent that!
May 26th, 2002 01:09 PM
mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies
No Yerss, you resemble that.
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May 26th, 2002 01:10 PM
yerssot
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ow ... wait...
That's not nice
May 26th, 2002 01:12 PM
Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch
I suggest weaning Mrs MM off the cat vomit and toenail clippings, thus avoiding this choice in the future.
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May 26th, 2002 03:59 PM
REXXXX
Networking
Gender: Male Location: San Diego
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Steal the bacon.
What kind of soup is it anyone?
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May 26th, 2002 04:19 PM
yerssot
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that one
May 26th, 2002 04:35 PM
REXXXX
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Bacon soup?
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May 26th, 2002 06:33 PM
yerssot
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no, chili-soup, mech told us that already!
May 26th, 2002 06:39 PM
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