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Shortest Books ever

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O. J. Simpson
24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION
23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres
22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT
21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA
20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Richard Branson
19. THE WILD YEARS-by Tony Blair
18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR ARTS GRADUATES
15. BIRMINGHAM - A TRAVEL GUIDE
14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB
13. WILLIAM HAGUE'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
12. EASY UNIX
11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE
10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY
7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES
6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER-by Art Garfunkel
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by Greta Garbo
3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

And the Number one World's Shortest book:
1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton


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No.24 reminds me of a joke that did the rounds at college......

What do engineers use as contraceptive's?







Thier personalities. sad



And what the hecks wrong with B'ham, we are the 2nd city you know! Bloody theavin', shell-suit wearin', scouser. stick out tongue big grin


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No.24 reminds me of a joke that did the rounds at college......

What do engineers use as contraceptive's?







Thier personalities. sad



And what the hecks wrong with B'ham, we are the 2nd city you know! Bloody theavin', shell-suit wearin', scouser. stick out tongue big grin
I am not a scouser, although that does not mean I am not wearing a shell-suit or out thieving.


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I have some jokes about Economists, but they only work if you have studied economics...


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Corran
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I did 'A' level Economics so you could try some.


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forgott one
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Shortest Books ever

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Corran
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or another

WELSHMEN THAT DON'T SCARE SHEEP.


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Or even.........

"To's book of valuable input into conversations". stick out tongue


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Corran
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or...
"YERSSOTS GUIDE TO SANITY"


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no, that would actually be a big book, lots of pointers big grin

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