Adam_PoE
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Gay Flamingos Become Proud Parents
quote: [b]"Gay Flamingos Become Proud Parents" Sky News
Gay flamingos Carlos and Fernando have become proud foster parents after taking an abandoned chick under their wings.
The pink pair were so desperate to have a family they started stealing eggs at the Wildfowl & Wetlands Trust, Slimbridge, Gloucestershire.
But their egg-sitting and hatching skills impressed staff so much that when one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned, they were considered the number one choice to "adopt" the chick.
The unhatched egg was whisked off to an incubator where it was warmed up and monitored.
Hours later a healthy chick hatched, but staff were concerned the duo would not bond with the newborn because the process normally begins when the chicks are "calling" them from inside the egg.
So the chick was carefully placed in an old eggshell, which was taped up and returned to the unsuspecting couple's empty nest.
The pair were soon seen 'talking' to the chick inside the egg and a little while later it hatched for a second time—to be greeted by its loving new foster parents.
WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn said:
"Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other Flamingos' eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves.
They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents."
Carlos and Fernando, who have been together for about six years, can feed their chick without any female help—by producing milk in their throat.
The chick, who is being brought up in a "crčche" with 15 other newborns, has been welcomed into the flock, under the watchful eye of its new parents.
Gay flamingos are not particularly rare and enjoy an elevated status with their choice of partner.
The pair are Greater Flamingos, the most widely dispersed of the six flamingo species, being found in Europe, Asia, Africa and North and South America. The average lifespan is about 30 years.
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May 26th, 2007 05:11 AM
Tex
Dick
Gender: Unspecified Location: Dallas, Tx, Usa
That's SO gay, and in a totally good way!
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May 26th, 2007 05:24 AM
Devil King
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quote: Oringianlly posted by the devil's advocate : So the chick was carefully placed in an old eggshell, which was taped up and returned to the unsuspecting couple's empty nest.
If god had wanted them to be parents, they would have heard the cry of the unborn chick they were "elected" to corrupt, the way that they were meant to hear. If flawed god-created, evolution-loving, human's hadn't inter ”fear” ed, the chick would have died, the way god meant it to be...rather than be raised by a couple of fa*gots who love buttsecks and hate baby Jesus.
allah be praised!
Last edited by Devil King on May 26th, 2007 at 05:39 AM
May 26th, 2007 05:32 AM
Lightningrod
gay o' time
Gender: Male Location: Glendale, Arizona
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Tex
That's SO gay, and in a totally good way!
yeah you would only say that tex
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May 26th, 2007 05:35 AM
The_God
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Gender: Male Location: Heaven Dude.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by God's b!tch
If god had wanted them to be parents, they would have heard the cry of the unborn chick they were "elected" to corrupt, the way that they were meant to hear. If flawed god-created, evolution-loving, human's hadn't inter ”fear” ed, the chick would have died, the way god meant it to be...rather than be raised by a couple of fa*gots who love buttsecks and hate baby Jesus.
allah be praised!
Jesus and God can kiss my ass.
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May 26th, 2007 06:42 AM
Nellinator
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Gender: Male Location: Canada
How angsty of you.
May 26th, 2007 08:46 AM
Strangelove
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Gender: Male Location: An existential quandary
Cute
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May 26th, 2007 08:48 AM
Naz
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That's cool. I like flamingos.
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May 26th, 2007 03:21 PM
Ytse
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Gender: Male Location: USA
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Nellinator
How angsty of you.
For realz.
May 26th, 2007 04:17 PM
Schecter
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i think the greatest tragedy of this story is the poor baby flamingo who will have to grow up under morally bankrupt and unnatural parents. i will pray for their forgiveness.
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May 26th, 2007 04:22 PM
Ytse
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Schecter
i think the greatest tragedy of this story is the poor baby flamingo who will have to grow up under morally bankrupt and unnatural parents. i will pray for their forgiveness.
Not only that but many flamingos are poached to be used as croquet mallets.
May 26th, 2007 04:25 PM
Fishy
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Gender: Male Location: The Netherlands
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Violent K
Jesus and God can kiss my ass.
That's kinda gay dude... God and Allah hate gays...
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May 26th, 2007 05:16 PM
Lightningrod
gay o' time
Gender: Male Location: Glendale, Arizona
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fishy
That's kinda gay dude... God and Allah hate gays...
so you think
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May 26th, 2007 06:50 PM
Zeal Ex Nihilo
Filled with N'Shamah
Gender: Male Location:
Why is this news again?
WOAH GAY FLAMINGOS
Of course they're gay. Not only are they pink--their diet makes them gay, much like soy milk in humans--but they have "flaming" in their name.
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Youse got good writin', Wikipedia!
May 26th, 2007 08:40 PM
Fishy
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The Netherlands
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Lightningrod
so you think
No, It's because the Bible and the Koran say so, and we all know that books written at least 1200 to 1700 years ago by humans is God's word. Not one mistaken translation, nothing was added by humans and I am 100% sure nothing was changed by them either.
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May 27th, 2007 08:33 AM
LatinoStallion
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Gender: Male Location: Paradise
Flamboyent F@gs ....nothing is gayer than a fkn pink flamingo...except me
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May 27th, 2007 04:38 PM
Zeal Ex Nihilo
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Fishy
No, It's because the Bible and the Koran say so, and we all know that books written at least 1200 to 1700 years ago by humans is God's word. Not one mistaken translation, nothing was added by humans and I am 100% sure nothing was changed by them either.
The Law in the Bible was communicated via angels, but that's really beside the point.
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Youse got good writin', Wikipedia!
May 27th, 2007 06:11 PM
Fishy
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The Netherlands
quote: (post ) Originally posted by FeceMan
The Law in the Bible was communicated via angels, but that's really beside the point.
And every single translation from the very first bible to the one we have now? How was that done, by angels as well?
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May 27th, 2007 06:24 PM
lil bitchiness
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Why does every gay discussion eventually turns into religion discussion? Get over it.
There are non-religious homophobes.
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May 27th, 2007 07:19 PM
Fishy
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Gender: Male Location: The Netherlands
quote: (post ) Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Why does every gay discussion eventually turns into religion discussion? Get over it.
There are non-religious homophobes.
Maybe, I don't know any though.
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May 27th, 2007 07:26 PM
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