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LatinoStallion
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Laugh Sex vs Food

I asked all my freinds this question, and go the same answer...



Let's say you get to choose between two lovers. Both lovers are the same age, and are equally hott. There personalities are also amiable and similar.

Lover # 1 is awesome in bed. He/She is sexually creative, erotically charged, highly endurant, and the sex you will have with him/her is better than any sex you will ever have with anyone else in your entire life. He/She, however, cannot cook for sh*t.



Lover #2 is okay in bed. He/She doesn't really know what he/she is doing, and needs practice. He/She is also a bit tense in bed, and it will take a lot of time before he/she loosens up during sex. However, this person is a master/mistress chef. He/She cooks the best meals, and will prepare you the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner as if they were made in a top restaurant. The food that this person makes is flavorful and delicious beyond any food you have tried in any luxurious or general restaurant, and you will be spoiled with the best tasting meals EVER.




Which lover would you rather have ? The lover who is excellent in bed, or the lover who is excellent in dining ?




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Food definitely. You can always sneak off after work and get a hooker or something for cheap, but it much, much harder to get real good food for cheap.


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The better lover if that great sex will stay constant throughout the relationship. I can cook for myself or dine out.


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Yes, I would also choose Lover # 2


So would all of my freinds I have surveyed. Food is more fun than sex.


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Fair enough Robtard, but I feel that Food gives you a much larger variety of sensations, while Sex only varies in intensity of orgasm.


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Originally posted by Goddess Kali
Fair enough Robtard, but I feel that Food gives you a much larger variety of sensations, while Sex only varies in intensity of orgasm.


Don't get me wrong, I am a huge food eater and a fan of varied food tastes; I think inside I'm a fat-man, considering the amount of food I put away. But you can't beat great sex every time you have sex... I think you people are gross food gluttons.

Seriously, how can you put a price on having the "best sex" every time you have sex?


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Either/or... You can learn to get better at either.


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Lover 1 with no doubt!

Sex is way more important to a relationship, for me at least, than food.


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Why? You can always go get a hooker or something... And besides in order to be the best Sex.. giver,,, thing... she'll probably have higher expectations for you. So... she'll probably dump your ass in a week. Then what? You'll have no food at all, so HA!


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wow, that doesn't sound like cognitive dissonance at all wink

ya, needless to say, I am in a long term relationship that has sex as a much more important quality than food. And I think for both of us, the idea of having the same person who was better at cooking than in bed, would be laughable.

And I would much rather have to provide food for myself than good sex.


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They're just a bunch of sexless, hungry overeater's.


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Sex, I like cooking myself anyway.


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Sex vs Food

I don't see the difference.


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Sex vs Food

I don't see the difference.


You need to stop watching American Pie, and stay the hell away from apple pie.


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You need to stop watching American Pie, and stay the hell away from apple pie.


I have no idea what you're talking about.

I kill and devour people I mate with.


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I have no idea what you're talking about.

I kill and devour people I mate with.


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I thought the gag was supposed to be banana-cream pie in the face.


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It's pretty easy. Will a relationship end when you sleep around? The answer is most likely yes. Will a relationship end if you cook or go out to dinner a lot of the time? The answer is probably no. I'd rather have Storm saying she doesn't enjoy my cooking than her saying she had sex with another person.

So I'd choose A, because the chances that I ruin the relationship are far smaller.


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Well, I suck at cooking, and when people love each other sex can improve.... but really, neither would be a deciding factor.


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Food, definatly... I can figure out many inexpensive ways to simulate #1.


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