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What is the best way to perform a murder and dispose of a body?

Imagine for a moment you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create?


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Re: What is the best way to perform a murder and dispose of a body?

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Imagine for a moment you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create?


Too broad of a question, set some parameters... do you know this person, will this person me missed, missed right away etc. etc. etc.

That and it's a OTF question.


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I would say I posted my plan on an Internet message board.


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What the f**k? if I post and become framed for a murder...they shall have evidents.


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Imagine for a moment you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create?


start with yourself, no point in treating others so well and leave yourself out of it, try doing it to yourself first, and ask yourself if this is the best way to solve a problem, if it's not, then don't murder yourself, it's against the law.


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start with yourself, no point in treating others so well and leave yourself out of it, try doing it to yourself first, and ask yourself if this is the best way to solve a problem, if it's not, then don't murder yourself, it's against the law.



You're quite strange, no offense.

Rob is right, this has OTF written all over it.


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Buy a gun in a random state, wait two months go to another state preferably far away. Shoot a random person late at night without witnesses and walk away without ever looking back.

Leave the body, doesn't really matter you will never be a suspect.


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You're quite strange, no offense.

Rob is right, this has OTF written all over it.


Strange? Uhm, thanks I guess.

The idea was to get him to think that if he really wants to commit a crime of snuffing out life, how would he feel if it were him. Simple.


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Strange? Uhm, thanks I guess.

The idea was to get him to think that if he really wants to commit a crime of snuffing out life, how would he feel if it were him. Simple.


Oh, I understand what you meant. The thing is, I'm sure the thread starter isn't stupid enough to post on a messaging board for advice on how to commit a murder. I think you may take the internet to seriously.


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I think


don't we all.


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Give the body to some pigs, they eat EVERYTHING.

Thats whats claimed in that " Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" film anyway


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you need to be more concerned with disposing of the weapon and not leaving any distnguishing clues at the scene.

If you are careful and can melt a gun in a kiln or whatever you shouldn't need to touch the body.

If you are even a casual aquantiance of the person you will get caught.


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I would say I posted my plan on an Internet message board.


Ya! Especially if you have a really good plan. You should be able to get lots of $$$$ for a good idea like that. laughing


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This is an interesting topic for this forum. My answer ASK O.J. SIMPSON


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This is an interesting topic for this forum. My answer ASK O.J. SIMPSON


Buy his book...

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... You should be able to get lots of $$$$ for a good idea like that. laughing


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Kill someone, freeze the body, then put it through a wood chipper aimed at a river. This almost worked for someone.

They were caught though...A by stander was curious as to why someone would be using a wood chipper late at night and at a river....lol

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Give the body to some pigs, they eat EVERYTHING.

Thats whats claimed in that " Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" film anyway


Yeah, it's true. The Kray twins used to actually do it.


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Give the body to some pigs, they eat EVERYTHING.

Thats whats claimed in that " Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" film anyway


Wasn't it "Snatch" instead?


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Imagine for a moment you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create?

Killing them, chopping them up and blending them and then eating them...and then digesting them.


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Eat em. Then grind down the bones and drink those with milk.


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