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What is the best way to perform a murder and dispose of a body?
Imagine for a moment you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create?
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Re: What is the best way to perform a murder and dispose of a body?
Too broad of a question, set some parameters... do you know this person, will this person me missed, missed right away etc. etc. etc.
That and it's a OTF question.
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Re: What is the best way to perform a murder and dispose of a body?
start with yourself, no point in treating others so well and leave yourself out of it, try doing it to yourself first, and ask yourself if this is the best way to solve a problem, if it's not, then don't murder yourself, it's against the law.
Buy a gun in a random state, wait two months go to another state preferably far away. Shoot a random person late at night without witnesses and walk away without ever looking back.
Leave the body, doesn't really matter you will never be a suspect.
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Oh, I understand what you meant. The thing is, I'm sure the thread starter isn't stupid enough to post on a messaging board for advice on how to commit a murder. I think you may take the internet to seriously.
you need to be more concerned with disposing of the weapon and not leaving any distnguishing clues at the scene.
If you are careful and can melt a gun in a kiln or whatever you shouldn't need to touch the body.
If you are even a casual aquantiance of the person you will get caught.
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