AngryManatee
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Boy's testicles stuck in pipe after fall
http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/...icle/index_html
quote: BUKIT MERTAJAM: A screaming 9-year-old was rushed to hospital with his testicles stuck in a metal pipe.
The boy had to endure the pain for almost 30 minutes before doctors operated on him and removed the pipe.
The incident happened at the boy’s home in Kampung Baru here at 10.15pm on Sunday.
It is learnt that the boy was having a bath when his younger brother called out to him from an adjacent room.
He climbed up the bathroom partition to see why his brother was making a ruckus when he slipped and landed on an uncovered metal pipe which runs into the concrete water tank.
His father, 50, rushed into the bathroom and was shocked to see his son lying on the floor with his testicles stuck in the pipe.
Medical staff who responded to the emergency call were forced to call firemen for help when they too failed to remove the pipe.
Bukit Mertajam fire officer Rohana Mustafa said they had to use a hydraulic cutter to cut both ends of the pipe.
The boy was then rushed to the Seberang Jaya Hospital with his testicles still caught in the L-shaped pipe.
He underwent a 30-minute operation and was discharged from the hospital at noon yesterday.
Click on the link to see teh picture.
Scarred for life, or funny story in the future to tell the kids?
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Aug 31st, 2007 03:25 AM
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omfg.....
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Aug 31st, 2007 03:33 AM
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Re: Boy's testicles stuck in pipe after fall
quote: (post ) Originally posted by AngryManatee
or funny story in the future to tell the kids?
what kids?
....oh thats right, he can always adopt
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Aug 31st, 2007 03:37 AM
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He got owned by a piece of metal. Wouldn't be the first time.
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Aug 31st, 2007 03:40 AM
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Scarred for now; funny story for later.
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Aug 31st, 2007 06:55 AM
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OMG...that had to hurt
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Aug 31st, 2007 07:00 AM
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I just imagine people reminding him about it for the rest of his life:
'Hey, aren't you that guy who fell and somehow got his testicles stuck in an L-shaped pipe when you were a kid? Man, how does that even happen? I mean I'm trying to imagine it and I just can't get a handle on how that even works."
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Aug 31st, 2007 08:06 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
omfg.....
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Aug 31st, 2007 05:41 PM
inimalist
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so, I'm willing to bet that the kid was just curious and decided to stick it in there and came up with "falling" to explain it
lol
maybe not but that would be so much more hillarious
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Aug 31st, 2007 05:45 PM
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OWww
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Aug 31st, 2007 05:49 PM
Rogue Jedi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by inimalist
so, I'm willing to bet that the kid was just curious and decided to stick it in there and came up with "falling" to explain it
lol
maybe not but that would be so much more hillarious
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Aug 31st, 2007 05:51 PM
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Daaaaaaamn that is ****ed up.
Funny tho
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Aug 31st, 2007 10:21 PM
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Aug 31st, 2007 11:27 PM
Victor Von Doom
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Like **** that's what happened.
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Sep 1st, 2007 01:42 AM
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Of course VVD would reply to a thread about a child's balls.
****ing queer.
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Sep 1st, 2007 01:43 AM
Victor Von Doom
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I don't get it.
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Sep 1st, 2007 01:48 AM
BackFire
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Too busy thinking about some kid's balls, huh?
Figures. You keep on digging your own grave, Aidsface.
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Sep 1st, 2007 01:50 AM
Victor Von Doom
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OH wait, I got it.
You are 'disgusting'.
Pretty hilarious, all 70,000 times.
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Sep 1st, 2007 01:52 AM
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69,998 times by my count.
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Sep 1st, 2007 01:59 AM
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