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Do Alligators Laugh?
ok, i was on the cnn site and saw the headline:quote: 'Laughing' gator bite gets cops in trouble
quote: VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. -- Three Central Florida deputies are being reprimanded after an officer was bitten and hospitalized by an 8-foot alligator. "He started limping away and the alligator was laughing at him. The dude then shot it twice in the head."
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06:00 PM
Robtard Junior Member Gender: Male
Re: Do Alligators Laugh?
I'd have to consult with Freud, but I doubt the reptile mind is capable of humour. The cop was probably just being a total butthurt pussy that the gator showed him up.
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Devil King Senior Member Gender: Male
Perhaps the dumbass cops should have left it alone. See, this is why Steve Irwin did nothing for animals, other than pin them up and inspire armchair cowboys to think they can take on an 8 foot alligator. These things are hugely powerful and the guy attacking it had no idea what he was doing. I mean, these cops tend to have enormous egos as it is and I think they shot the thing because it pwnd them. And it serves them right. I wish it had ripped the guy's leg off. It wasn't hurting anyone and it seems everyone in the area knew it was there. It's a wild animal; running up and jumping on it isn't going to make it rethink it's ways. I'd have laughed at the moron, too.
06:21 PM
lord xyz Senior Member Gender: Male
Nah, they're too primitve.
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11:09 PM
red g jacks Senior Member Gender: Unspecified
he shot it in the head? damn. gator should've went in for the kill instead of taking his time to gloat.
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ragesRemorse Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by red g jacks he shot it in the head? damn. gator should've went in for the kill instead of taking his time to gloat.
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KidRock Senior Member Gender: Male
Never bring a gator to a gun fight!
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Sadako of Girth Habitual Line-stepper Gender: Male
lol
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Ms Chelle Dazzled Gender: Female
That cop is an idot for shooting the gator.
03:12 PM
Selphie i wish for a mistake Gender: Female
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon That cop is an idot for shooting the gator.
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03:26 PM
Symmetric Chaos Fractal King Gender: Male
I doubt alligators have the mental equipment needed to laugh.
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03:30 PM
Ms Chelle Dazzled Gender: Female
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Selphie Mmm I dunno, haven't you seen them open their mouths, and go ah-ah-ah-ah?
Here.
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04:48 PM
Robtard Junior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos I doubt alligators have the mental equipment needed to laugh.
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04:50 PM
Symmetric Chaos Fractal King Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard Oh look who's being all high and mighty now and putting down the reptiles as inferiors.
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04:54 PM
Robtard Junior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos The mammalian race will reign supreme!
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05:02 PM
=Tired Hiker= Senior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Devil King Perhaps the dumbass cops should have left it alone. See, this is why Steve Irwin did nothing for animals, other than pin them up and inspire armchair cowboys to think they can take on an 8 foot alligator. These things are hugely powerful and the guy attacking it had no idea what he was doing. I mean, these cops tend to have enormous egos as it is and I think they shot the thing because it pwnd them. And it serves them right. I wish it had ripped the guy's leg off. It wasn't hurting anyone and it seems everyone in the area knew it was there. It's a wild animal; running up and jumping on it isn't going to make it rethink it's ways. I'd have laughed at the moron, too.
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05:18 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard Not according to Deano.
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Robtard Junior Member Gender: Male
quote: (post ) Originally posted by =Tired Hiker= Yeah, I agree. He had it coming. He should have waited for animal rescue to arrive. F**king amateurs.
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