atv2
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What are some things that I need to know about women?
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
Last edited by atv2 on Sep 22nd, 2008 at 01:55 PM
Sep 22nd, 2008 01:53 PM
~Wålshy~
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you should try rape.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 02:00 PM
ScarletSpeed
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
you want to overcome a woman?
lulzacles, like filling a car up with gas, only in this case the car is a woman and the pump is your penis.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 02:25 PM
lord xyz
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Don't do this.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 02:27 PM
atv2
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Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?
Sep 22nd, 2008 02:44 PM
lord xyz
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by atv2
Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?
If she doesn't listen, hit her, if shedoesn't listen again, she aint worth it.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 02:54 PM
atv2
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
If she doesn't listen, hit her, if shedoesn't listen again, she aint worth it.
I don't want to be a controlling man. I want something that is going to last. I need something real, I need something healthy. I want to be at home, not in jail!!
Sep 22nd, 2008 03:06 PM
lord xyz
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Someone doesn't have a sense of humour it seems.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 03:26 PM
~Wålshy~
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
iv never dated either.
want to hook up?
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Sep 22nd, 2008 03:29 PM
Bardock42
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
Someone doesn't have a sense of humour it seems.
That would be you then?
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Sep 22nd, 2008 03:30 PM
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Re: What are some things that I need to know about women?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by atv2
I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 04:18 PM
ScarletSpeed
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by AngryManatee
Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours.
I actly laughed so hard, because that happened to me once.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 04:21 PM
jaden101
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best tips
if you're of reasonable physical appearance then be a complete *******...be an arrogant prick...chicks love it
if you're of below average in the looks dept....be hilariously funny...it is possible to laugh a woman out of her underwear
and NEVER...EVER...be a nice guy
fact is...if you're young...dont bother looking for something that'll last....cause it wont
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Sep 22nd, 2008 04:40 PM
ScarletSpeed
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden101
best tips
if you're of reasonable physical appearance then be a complete *******...be an arrogant prick...chicks love it
if you're of below average in the looks dept....be hilariously funny...it is possible to laugh a woman out of her underwear
and NEVER...EVER...be a nice guy
fact is...if you're young...dont bother looking for something that'll last....cause it wont
it's true, I'm an arrogant dickhead and the chicks love it
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Sep 22nd, 2008 05:03 PM
Mairuzu
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
it's true, I'm an arrogant dickhead and the chicks love it when they're drunk?
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:34 PM
ScarletSpeed
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Mairuzu
when they're drunk?
no, when I'm drunk.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:42 PM
lord xyz
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Ironically, in real life, I'm way too nice.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:49 PM
ScarletSpeed
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
Ironically, in real life, I'm way too nice.
that isn't ironic, it just means you're too scared to be a dick in real life, incase you get your ass kicked, you aren't scared to be a dick on here, cause no one can harm you here.
it's simple Psychology
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:50 PM
lord xyz
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
that isn't ironic, it just means you're too scared to be a dick in real life, incase you get your ass kicked, you aren't scared to be a dick on here, cause no one can harm you here.
it's simple Psychology Oh oh oh, I didn't know you had a doctorate in psychology.
But whatever, maybe I am just scared.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:53 PM
ScarletSpeed
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by lord xyz
Oh oh oh, I didn't know you had a doctorate in psychology.
But whatever, maybe I am just scared.
I don't, but I am studying it
and I was also kidding
even though it is obvious you have issues.
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Sep 22nd, 2008 06:56 PM
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