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What are some things that I need to know about women?

I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?

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you should try rape.


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I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?



you want to overcome a woman?

lulzacles, like filling a car up with gas, only in this case the car is a woman and the pump is your penis.


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Don't do this.


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Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?

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Let me be more specific, what are some of difficulties that I will have to overcome with a woman in a relationship/marriage?
If she doesn't listen, hit her, if shedoesn't listen again, she aint worth it.


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If she doesn't listen, hit her, if shedoesn't listen again, she aint worth it.


I don't want to be a controlling man. I want something that is going to last. I need something real, I need something healthy. I want to be at home, not in jail!!

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Someone doesn't have a sense of humour it seems.


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I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?
iv never dated either.

want to hook up?


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Someone doesn't have a sense of humour it seems.
That would be you then?


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I have never dated before and I need some advice. What are some things that I need to know about women and what can I do to overcome it? I want to press toward a marriage that will last a lifetime. Is there anyone who had a long lasting marriage?


Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours.


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Dating women can be fun at times. The only problem is when they are unhappy. When this happens, it's like you're tied to a chair and a gigantic floating penis is coming towards you. You think it's headed to your mouth and you think "Ok hopefully this won't last too long," so you prepare yourself for it, but then it unexpectedly veers off course unexpectedly and nails you right in the eye, and it starts humping your eye socket until it starts hitting gray matter, which then causes your body to start convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. Then, after it's had its way with your twitching, paralyzed body, it pulls out and then buries itself deep in your ass and sits there for about 5 hours.




laughinglaughing


I actly laughed so hard, because that happened to me once.


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best tips

if you're of reasonable physical appearance then be a complete *******...be an arrogant prick...chicks love it

if you're of below average in the looks dept....be hilariously funny...it is possible to laugh a woman out of her underwear

and NEVER...EVER...be a nice guy

fact is...if you're young...dont bother looking for something that'll last....cause it wont


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best tips

if you're of reasonable physical appearance then be a complete *******...be an arrogant prick...chicks love it

if you're of below average in the looks dept....be hilariously funny...it is possible to laugh a woman out of her underwear

and NEVER...EVER...be a nice guy

fact is...if you're young...dont bother looking for something that'll last....cause it wont



it's true, I'm an arrogant dickhead and the chicks love it


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it's true, I'm an arrogant dickhead and the chicks love it
when they're drunk?


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when they're drunk?



no, when I'm drunk.


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Ironically, in real life, I'm way too nice.


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Ironically, in real life, I'm way too nice.



that isn't ironic, it just means you're too scared to be a dick in real life, incase you get your ass kicked, you aren't scared to be a dick on here, cause no one can harm you here.

it's simple Psychology


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that isn't ironic, it just means you're too scared to be a dick in real life, incase you get your ass kicked, you aren't scared to be a dick on here, cause no one can harm you here.

it's simple Psychology
Oh oh oh, I didn't know you had a doctorate in psychology.

But whatever, maybe I am just scared.


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Oh oh oh, I didn't know you had a doctorate in psychology.

But whatever, maybe I am just scared.



I don't, but I am studying it erm

and I was also kidding erm

even though it is obvious you have issues.


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