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What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?
I encountered some believer that thinks the dead will rise and devour us all (the tv company should regret putting Night of the Living Dead on the weeknights if you ask me).
If zombies do rise from their graves (which I doubt that'll happen hopefully), what would you do?
For me, I would just run into the nearest gun store, build up a barricade, and if a zombie broke in I would shoot it.
I would try to stock up on food and water. I'd try to get some long range weapons and a water filtration system. Either way, my priority would be to get veggie seeds, soil and a gun or two. Afterwards i'd make my way to the marina and find a fairly large sail boat and then set sail.
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Drive to my Dad's and hope he is still alive. He has like 50 guns. Assault rifles, pistols, hunting rifles. If he is a zombie, kill him and take his Suburban and load it down with all his guns and ammo, and all his tools, including a hand operated gas pumping device. Also take his welding machine and cutting torch.
Go to the nearest Super Wal Mart, break in, and barricade the doors. Use the welding machine and cutting torch to make it an impregnable fortress. Of course, I would leave one door out back unwelded, so that I can come and go as I please. I would simply back a forklift against it every night to keep the brain suckers out. Chains and locks to help.
Wal Mart will have a shitload of canned goods, generators, clothes, toiletries, etc;. I would make sure to hit up a local gas station and fill up a few five gallon gas cans for the generators and for the Suburban.
For amusement, I would climb up to the roof and shoot zombies with a bow and arrow. Plus there are a shitload of TV's and video games that I have access to.
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Are we talking fast, runner zombies? Or the slow and stupid walking ones?
That would influence what I would do. If they're the fast moving ones then just drive to a grocery store around the corner and get as many canned foods and things that will last as I can and go home and barricade the place. Or drive to the New London Submarine Base where at least the military is there with some guns.
If they were slow moving. I would stop at the nearest gun store and stock up on everything they have, get a bunch of cans of gasoline, a small generator and as much canned food as I can.
Then head to upstate New York, in the Catskill Mountains and just live off the land for a while.
If I barricade/weld the doors shut, they aint getting in. Unless they are like Hulk zombies. Wal mart has generators.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Now that I think about it, I would do everythin I said, except I would not stay at Walmart. I would go to walmart, stock up on canned goods and clothes, then drive to Ellington air force base. I would then dump the suburban, grab a tank, load it with supplies and gas, and just drive it whereever I wanted to. OVER the zombies.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Jun 3rd, 2009 02:04 AM
Plus there are a shitload of TV's and video games that I have access to.
