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Man vs. Bear

A 45-year old man of average height, build, and physical fitness is walking through the woods. No guns, no knives, no other instruments can be given to him.

The man is allowed to use his enviroment around him as that's what evolution "blessed' man with to surivive in his environment.


Bear charges man and man has little time to react.




Who wins this?















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A man who was attacked by a black bear while walking his dogs survived only after crushing the creature's skull with a stick.
Jim West needed 60 stitches on his head and body to close wounds from the terrifying attack.

The 45 year old was out walking his dogs on Saturday in British Columbia, Canada, when, he said, he heard a grunt and turned around.



'All I saw was eyes full of hatred,' he said afterwards.
'I had no option … So I stuck my foot up and tried to kick her in the face.'
The bear responded by attacking him and knocking him to the ground.

'I rolled onto my stomach and clasped my hands at the back of my neck,' Mr West said.
'She tore into my skull at the back of my head, moved over and bit me on the left side of my body, on my ribs and left arm.'
But Mr West was not about to go down without a fight. Battling to his feet, he managed to grab a stick about as thick as his arm.

'I said, in effect, bring it on sweetie,' he said. 'I took one step forward — smash! I swung the stick and broke it over her head.

'She kind of stood there and shook it off, like she was stunned. I realised if I didn't continue the attack she would knock me to the ground again and I would not get up.

'I swung my piece of wood like a sledgehammer driving spikes and I kept swinging till she was lying flat on the ground and there was blood coming out of her nose.'



The 5ft 9in man eventually crushed the bear's skull with the stick, killing it. He then walked a mile to a local lodge, where he was transported to hospital.

Even conservation officers were shocked by the terrifying incident, saying they were surprised he had lived.

Sadly, the bear was the mother of two young cubs - who had to be euthanised because it was believed they would not survive the cruel Canadian winter without her.
Even so, he said, he did not regret what he had done - believing it had been necessary for him to survive.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...s-prove-it.html


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Wild Shadow
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damn right he can... if a little african out back kid can kill a lion, a grown man sure as has a shot at killing a bear.


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Man vs. Bear

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Originally posted by dadudemon
Who wins this?

4/5 bear ftw.

Where the hell were the guy's dogs while he was being attacked? Placing bets?


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Re: Man vs. Bear

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4/5 bear ftw.

Where the hell were the guy's dogs while he was being attacked? Placing bets?



They were urinating all over the forest.


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Depends if the man is Fedor Emelianenko.


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Aww...



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I would say that a bear wins most of the time against a man because of the wussification of America. no expression


So many fat people would go down faster than Paris Hilton.


I am unsure if I would stand a chance. I would have to have seen what happened in order to assess if I would have stood a chance. From what he said, he kind of was unsure of what to do and didn't really put up a good fight right at the very beginning of the fight. I would think that if he would have kicked the crap out of the bear, in the nose a la Chuck Norris, the bear would have run away.


Raz probably could win no problem...he would just IP range ban the bear. no expression


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Old news is old


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troy hurtubise could do it if he gets his suit.


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Re: Man vs. Bear

quote: (post)
Originally posted by dadudemon
A 45-year old man of average height, build, and physical fitness is walking through the woods. No guns, no knives, no other instruments can be given to him.

The man is allowed to use his enviroment around him as that's what evolution "blessed' man with to surivive in his environment.


Bear charges man and man has little time to react.




Who wins this?















Explain your answer.










After you're done, read the following:




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...s-prove-it.html

That man was one in a million. If he were attacked again by a bear of similar size he'd get pwned. Funny it didnt say how big the bear was.


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Re: Re: Man vs. Bear

Guy's a total piece of shit, because he didn't respect the forest, the bears natural habitat, three bears are dead.

It's obvious the mother bear was protecting her cubs, judging by that guys balding scalp and thick mustache, he's likely a pedophile, so the mother was right in trying to scare him away with her growls.

"Eyes full of hatred", what BS, more like "eyes full of fear."


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Good point.


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Guy's a total piece of shit, because he didn't respect the forest, the bears natural habitat, three bears are dead.

It's obvious the mother bear was protecting her cubs, judging by that guys balding scalp and thick mustache, he's likely a pedophile, so the mother was right in trying to scare him away with her growls.

"Eyes full of hatred", what BS, more like "eyes full of fear."
Maybe he's taking revenge against Paedobear.


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Re: Re: Re: Man vs. Bear

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Guy's a total piece of shit, because he didn't respect the forest, the bears natural habitat, three bears are dead.

It's obvious the mother bear was protecting her cubs, judging by that guys balding scalp and thick mustache, he's likely a pedophile, so the mother was right in trying to scare him away with her growls.

"Eyes full of hatred", what BS, more like "eyes full of fear."


I wish the bear had won


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Re: Re: Re: Re: Man vs. Bear

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I wish the bear had won


me too. its sounds like the guy was just being an idiot and up to something questionable. sad


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I would say he coulda just run...but then the bear may have chased him erm


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you dont run from bears you face them with broad shoulders growl make a loud noise and slowly walk back in a submissive manner duh... dont ppl watch discovery channel or go camping in bear country anymore


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you dont run from bears you face them with broad shoulders growl make a loud noise and slowly walk back in a submissive manner duh... dont ppl watch discovery channel or go camping in bear country anymore


No, I watch back to the future part 3


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Wild Shadow
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i was up in tahoe 2 weeks ago camping. we took three pitbulls with us just in case we ran into bears seeing as it's bear season and they like to come down to camp sites. figured the dogs would keep them back due to their barking and if not then they can at least distract the bears as a morsal snack while we shoot them.. but after hearing about this guy i probably only need a bat or a machete.


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