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Dr Will Hatch
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The Vanilla pudding Robbery
The Vanilla pudding Robbery
From an article which appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....
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Quiero Mota
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Re: The Vanilla pudding Robbery
That's a lie. They're smart enough to disable an alarm and crack a safe, but they don't know cum when they see it? C'mon.
And robbers always recon the interior before they strike under the guise of customers. They'd know pretty fast whether its a real bank or a spank-bank.
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Jul 1st, 2009 12:29 AM |
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Wild Shadow
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you made that shite up, you have to be retarted not to know.
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Jul 1st, 2009 12:45 AM |
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Jul 1st, 2009 12:57 AM |
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Lord Lucien
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I lol'd.
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Jul 1st, 2009 02:45 AM |
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Red Nemesis
...would you kindly?
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this got a lafff
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Shakyamunison
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