Woman(?) marries ride (yeah, it's been slow in here)
At first I thought this was B.S., but it's in several other news outlets. So.
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.
This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.
Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports
“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.
Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”
Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.
She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.
Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”
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I think that's a guy or I could be wrong. How the heck can you get sexually drawn to an object? It doesn't make sense and here I thought an otaku wanting to marry a fictional character was weird enough.
God made a man.
Man wanted to bang something.
God took a rib and made a woman.
So, logically, sexual attraction all comes down to that rib and how its place in the collective unconscious interacts with the personal unconscious. In this case the inanimate rib being used to facilitate love leads to love for inanimate objects.
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Thats bonkers, she needs help and a makeover or something.
She's going to wake up in 40 odd years with nuts and bolts in her pocket and say to herself " what the **** is wrong with me?"
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Well, let's ask the important question. Has anyone on the boards been on that ride?
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She's either crazy or that's just a pathetic attempt to get some attention. She wasn't popular at school, guys didn't want to date her and made fun of her so now she's like "Who's luaghing now?!"
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