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Man enters diner with 5 inch knife stuck in chest, casually orders coffee.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/...c_n_401674.html

Anyone remember Gus from Mission Hill? Stories like this always interest me. I mean, how badass (if a little stupid) is this?

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WARREN, Mich. � A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather. The 52-year-old man, who has not been identified, called a 911 operator in Warren on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray's, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park. He said he had been stabbed during an attempted robbery half a mile away, then walked to the restaurant and called 911 from a pay phone. On a recording of the call, the man gives a vague description of his attacker before saying, "I'm gonna sit down at Bray's 'cause they got a chair and it's cold out here." Restaurant employee George Mirdita tells The Detroit News the man calmly ordered coffee. Police said Tuesday that the man is recovering.

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Dec 23rd, 2009 03:48 PM

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Can't start the day without a cup of coffee.

That man is my hero!

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What would be even better is if it created a Loony Tunes moment with the coffee coming out of the wound.
I mean, when you're losing blood, one of the stupidest things you can do is drink a lot of caffeine.

Dec 23rd, 2009 05:19 PM

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and here i was complaining about my toothache... damn...

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What would be even better is if it created a Loony Tunes moment with the coffee coming out of the wound.
I mean, when you're losing blood, one of the stupidest things you can do is drink a lot of caffeine.

I thought drinking alcohol was a stupid thing. Caffeine keeps you going...

(runs to starbucks)

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Not when you're losing blood! It dehydrates you and it increases your heart rate, therefore increasing the rate at which your heart will pump blood out of you!

Dec 23rd, 2009 05:25 PM

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Can't get buy without coffee.

Good choice.

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I mean, when you're losing blood, one of the stupidest things you can do is drink a lot of caffeine.

apparently not when you are superman

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Not when you're losing blood! It dehydrates you and it increases your heart rate, therefore increasing the rate at which your heart will pump blood out of you!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/release...60114232653.htm

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Originally posted by WickedDynamite
http://www.sciencedaily.com/release...60114232653.htm

I wasn't talking about blood flow to the heart, I was talking about heart rate and blood pressure. Things that are very important when you are bleeding profusely.

Dec 23rd, 2009 07:30 PM

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This man makes that guy look like a ****in' wimp.

He was cut in half by a passing truck and he lay there calmly talking to bystanders as he waited for an ambulance...Best thing is that he survived...

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This man makes that guy look like a ****in' wimp.

He was cut in half by a passing truck and he lay there calmly talking to bystanders as he waited for an ambulance...Best thing is that he survived...

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Did you see that? That tiny little speck that looks so far away? Yeah, that's not a period. That's what the point looks like from your perspective.

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Originally posted by Darth Jello
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Did you see that? That tiny little speck that looks so far away? Yeah, that's not a period. That's what the point looks like from your perspective.

I rarely give a monkeys about you or your points...Away and throw a festive shite at yourself.

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Dec 23rd, 2009 08:52 PM

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so don't post, ass hole.

Dec 23rd, 2009 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by Darth Jello
so don't post, ass hole.

Might want to take your own advice there, you smeg infested bell-end.

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Dec 23rd, 2009 08:58 PM

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Let's see, going off topic, personal attack, and posting an inappropriate link all within 5 minutes.

Heh, reported.

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Originally posted by Darth Jello
Let's see, going off topic, personal attack, and posting an inappropriate link all within 5 minutes.

Heh, reported.

Yay for hypocrisy.

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Originally posted by jaden101
Might want to take your own advice there, you smeg infested bell-end.

I shouldn't get involved...but that was funny. laughing out loud

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I shouldn't get involved...but that was funny.

I've been watching my dvds of Red Dwarf...They rub off on me (no sexual connetation intended)

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