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long pig
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Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?

Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

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because i dont want sperm in my burger eek!

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Well, where do you keep it now?

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Well, where do you keep it now?

you trying to locate my stash

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Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?

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Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

Cause people are stupid

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Re: Why is it legal to eat a cow, but illegal F**k it?

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Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

Only in some states, sir. I think there's still about 10-15 states that don't specifically outlaw you sodomizing a cow, should you wish.

I do imagine you'd have to own the cow, otherwise there could be some property-violation laws.

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Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course

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Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

What are you saying exactly?

So because its socially acceptable to eat animals, you wanna bone them as well?

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Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course

I don't think cows are asked if they're okay with being slaughtered either. Just saying.

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Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?

Okay, how many Law and Order, SVU's has it been?

Seriously, though, bestiality is a huge red flag when it comes to profiling some serious mentally shat criminals.

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Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

Ah, merica, eh?

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Because the cow can't say "yes" or "no", of course

Hold a machete in one hand & strawberry flavoured lube in the other & see which the cow will choose. wink

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One could, of course, argue that when you've cut an animal up after shooting it through the head with one of those Anton Chigur specials...
that it is in fact totally f***ed.

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Seems kinda stupid you can shoot an animal for it's meat or fur or horns or whatever, but once you buttfu** it, all hell breaks loose.

this something you're interested in?

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Didn't you know that sexual based offenses are considered especially heinous?

that's what SCVU (special cow victims unit) is for.

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this something you're interested in? that's what SCVU (special cow victims unit) is for.

In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses against cows are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad called the Special Cow Victims Unit. These are their stories.

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You deserve a "pat" on the head for this disgusting thread. smile

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hmmm. its a thought though.

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you know, that's actually an interesting question. I consider murder worse than rape in terms of human offenses, so it is a double standard i suppose.

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you know, that's actually an interesting question. I consider murder worse than rape in terms of human offenses, so it is a double standard i suppose.

Rape has no useful purpose. Eating animals is usually see as useful.

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