I approve of this. After all, why limit the delusions to gender? It's not fair to other delusional people.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
They aren't crying, they are mocking identity politics and having a good laugh about it.
It's a good thread. Identity is a huge SJW topic, lately.
You can choose you racial identity.
Your gender identity.
Even your species identity in some cases.
So why not age identity?
There's no limit on personal identity and there should be no such thing as a slippery slope argument. If identity politics is here to stay, then you either have all of it or none of it. Either biology is the only definition for identity or the entire gamut of fantasy is acceptable. There should be no middle ground. Age identity should be tame compared to some of the crazy gender and species identity crap.
We need to stop having birthdays for newborn babies. We need to wait and let THEM decide how old they are and when their birthday is.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Personally I identify as someone born on the 4th of July in another dimension during a lunar eclipse.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
I would like to change my Age to Retirement Age NOW So I know I can get my fair share of that sweet sweet Social Security Money before all those stupid millennial suck it all up.
__________________ Banned 30 days for the Crime of "ETC"... and when I "ETC" I do it HARD!!!
What about not only identifying a different age...but a different TIME?
So: A man robs a bank. Gets 10 years. He then says "I identify as someone from 2028, so my sentence is over". Boooooooom.
Don't anyone dare assume we share the same space/time continuum you f*cking bigots.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
I support this move. I hope they don't limit to age regression. There are plenty of 12 year olds out there who identify as 27. To deny them the right to be legally old enough to drive, vote, and buy alcohol would be inhumane and unforgivable.
But then... all those people who identify as child molesters need children to molest. If a child identifies as an adult but doesn't inform his molester prior to being molested, I can see that causing alot of problems.
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__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.