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__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
donnie survives room one easily, as it's obvious where that confrontation would lead (please log in to view the image)
he survives room two, due to simple weight advantage and ac's fragility.
room three: after fighting off his sexual assaulter, donnie realizes he and AC are basically bros and should of course team up (good call m8). They are of course busted immediately by a federal officer posing as a 14 year old girl. donnie tweets that he was only "researching" because he thinks his dad might have fingered his bum. certain media outlets accept his excuse as well as support funding for the "department of hypothetical sexual predators victim research".
room four: donnie falls to his knees and begs for mercy, weeping, urinates and craps himself. whirly has compassion and punks out, walking away with a quarter million in hush money.
donnie wins
__________________ Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.
sadly this scenario is how it pans out probably. Donnie wins, fortunately he isn't facing, the deviants, possible sex offenders and aging thugs of KMC. He is facing Mueller and Mueller I hope ****s his shit up harder than Intr3pid on Cialis and Bob Martin's.