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Glad I have kids and grand kids, the male sperm count in the west continues to declin
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Apr 3rd, 2019 03:25 PM
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I got my sperm count tested in Jan of 2015 and it was a bit more than double the normal count. And they reported it as highly motile, as well.
My doctor joked that if a post-menopausal woman even sniffed my balls, she'd get pregnant. But he was clearly not joking and this is a serious topic.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 03:37 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
I got my sperm count tested in Jan of 2015 and it was a bit more than double the normal count. And they reported it as highly motile, as well.
My doctor joked that if a post-menopausal woman even sniffed my balls, she'd get pregnant. But he was clearly not joking and this is a serious topic.
very much so, my sperm count is high despite all the roids etc and also motile. Am I worried about autism in a kid as I'm over 50? No, you seem O.K. DDM. 😂 I jest. And it's very serious for young men.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 03:43 PM
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Apr 3rd, 2019 04:35 PM
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I was going to post but you killed the mood man
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Apr 3rd, 2019 04:50 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
I was going to post but you killed the mood man
I got my mood count tested in Jan of 2015 and it was a bit more than double the normal count. And they reported it as highly jovial, as well.
My doctor joked that if a depressive woman even sniffed my moods, she'd get happy. But he was clearly not joking and this is a serious topic.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:16 PM
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I would definitely take the Pepsi Challenge (google it, kiddos) pitting my uber fertile sperm against DDM's uber fertile perm.
We can decide/agree which KMC posters would do the testing/judging.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:22 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
I would definitely take the Pepsi Challenge (google it, kiddos) pitting my uber fertile sperm against DDM's uber fertile perm.
You can't match up to my fabulous perm:
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:25 PM
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Legit lol @ that pic. Did I tell you that I have a "The Van Damage Collection" on my home media server?
Important topic: But I've tried twice to get my wife pregnant and twice I've succeeded. First time it took 2 weeks, second about 3-4; that's a 200% success rate, m8. Cum @ me.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:31 PM
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Are we bragging about fertility? I have a perfect breeding rate, both times it took one week tops and I have two kids.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:35 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
Are we bragging about fertility?
I have a perfect breeding rate, both times it took one week tops and I have two kids.
Absolutely.
Looks like we have another major player in the challenge.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:37 PM
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All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.
Apr 3rd, 2019 05:42 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by snowdragon
All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:44 PM
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Is this a dad thread?
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:48 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by snowdragon
All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.
I'm going to go and guess one of your kids is latino and the other one is asian despite you both being neither?
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:50 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by steverules_2
Is this a dad thread?
FFS. Sperm thread, Steve. Sperm!
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:56 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Robtard
I would definitely take the Pepsi Challenge (google it, kiddos) pitting my uber fertile sperm against DDM's uber fertile perm.
We can decide/agree which KMC posters would do the testing/judging.
I’d do the judging, but Rob being Rob wouldn’t let me. He’s say I’m biased, when in reality in the most objective person here.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 06:12 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
You can't match up to my fabulous perm:
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nice
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Apr 3rd, 2019 06:23 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by snowdragon
All this talk about being fertile, my sperm is so potent and fertile I have two kids. Both were conceived after blowjobs and she stood on her head for over an hour after swallowing to prevent the pregnancy.
I'm proud my boys seem full of the right stuff also.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 06:24 PM
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