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North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.
Apr 3rd, 2019 04:41 PM
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Isn't this the group that killed a bunch of missionaries with arrows and got into a scuffle with the police?
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Apr 3rd, 2019 04:42 PM
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That's them.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 04:43 PM
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Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.
This is the best thread of today's theme-threads thus far.
DMB's was, but now that's #2. Which is basically poop.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 04:46 PM
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Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.
It's because they upgraded their theisitic beliefs from shamanism to polytheism.
The polytheistic beliefs have turned them into beta-boy-cuckistanis. Their social justice warrior pantheon is their Achilles heel.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 05:15 PM
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Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
It's because they upgraded their theisitic beliefs from shamanism to polytheism.
The polytheistic beliefs have turned them into beta-boy-cuckistanis. Their social justice warrior pantheon is their Achilles heel.
No no no no.
It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.
Apr 3rd, 2019 05:51 PM
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Those poor guys in Senegal.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 06:31 PM
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Ahh Sentinelese and no Senegal at all. Lolz
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Apr 3rd, 2019 06:37 PM
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Are they still able have sex sessions on the beaches?
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Apr 3rd, 2019 11:31 PM
jaden_2.0
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Unfortunately not. The sand gets too abrasive on their overly sensitive nutsacks and peens.
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Apr 3rd, 2019 11:58 PM
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Re: Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden_2.0
No no no no.
It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.
but then who would they have left to boil alive and eat?
Apr 4th, 2019 12:30 AM
shiv
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play mit food bad
eat coconuts
sell coconuts
stack bank
Apr 4th, 2019 03:08 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Putinbot1
Ahh Sentinelese and no Senegal at all. Lolz
LOL.
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Apr 4th, 2019 04:13 AM
dadudemon
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Re: Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
quote: (post ) Originally posted by jaden_2.0
No no no no.
It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.
Lost it at semi-automatic bows.
loool
Semi-automatic crossbows exist, for sure.
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Apr 4th, 2019 06:21 PM
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If banning these lethal semi-automatic assault bows saves even one life I say we ban them all forever.
I saw the movie "We Need To Talk About Kevin"!
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Apr 4th, 2019 06:37 PM
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Someone send another white man to bring them technology
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Apr 4th, 2019 10:56 PM
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