Ban BrolyBlack immediately and require anyone wanting to create a new account to have to pass a math test so BrolyBlack couldn't create a new account because BrolyBlack is super stupid and he can't even pee straight into the toilet. Because he's stupid like an idiot peepee moron.
Then I would ban Robtard and post a sticky in every sub-forum that only read, "F*ck you, Robtard!"
Then I would unban Robtard after one day. Apologize that I banned him. And then when people start talking about the ban with Robtard, I'd ban him again. But I'd wait until the convo got really lively before banning him. Hopefully, right in the middle of a lengthy post he was typing so when he hits submit, it says, "You have been banned because you like poopthings."
I would name the admin account: TheDudeMan
Then I would ban Surtur until he admitted - on a recorded video posted to the internet - he faps to tranpronz.
Edit - I would rename the Jaden 2.0 account to just Jaden.
First, I fix the broken editing and quote features, and uncensor curse words.
Next, I'd breathe some new life into KMC. I'd update the look and format of the main page, and add some sleek new user-friendly skins for the forum. Get some dedicated writers to pump out fresh movie articles that will encourage more traffic and get KMC back on the map.
If possible, I would send emails to registered users and encourage more of them to return to check out the updates. Unban them all and give them a clean slate.
I'd masturbate furiously as I banned everyone but me and turned off the ability for new members to join. This site would then become a blog about my spiritual quest for enlightenment and how I learnt to control my orgasms through tantric yoga!
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
This is the most legitimate plan I have read in all these years. I'd volunteer to be one of your movie reviewers.
Okay, make it happen.
Note: I noticed that chat tends to kill forums. Everyone just goes to the chat and the more well-written and thought-out posts don't get made. I was, at first, liking the idea of a forum chat. But then I saw what it did to the traffic on Bardock's forum.
Don't worry, you didn't have to clarify this to me. I know you're stupid.
Seriously, just get a co-admin who is savvy enough to do it for you. All good bosses hire people that are smarter than they are. Be the idea guy and have a techy do the rest.