Robtard (just like PB) likes to act all big and bad on the internet because he's safe behind his computer screen. Now, he's running his mouth off about being able to whip the extremely tough Alex Jones. Of course he isn't actually man enough to challenge Alex directly but let's pretend he did actually have the balls to do so.
I felt bad for Robbie because I felt like he was severely outclassed by Jones in toughness so I've decided to give him a teammate to help him out in this tough, uphill battle. Who is that teammate, exactly? None other than Eon Blue (lol). I know, I know, that's not much help for Rob, like, at all, but at least Rob won't get his butt kicked all alone lol.
So who wins? Actually, I already know who'd win but I'm curious to see just how many idiots would vote for Rob.
__________________ Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth bound feathered dinosaur. But it is not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of 'paleobabble' is going to change that.-- Alan Feduccia-a world authority on birds, quoted in "Archaeopteryx:Early Bird Catches a Can of Worms," Science 1994, p.764-765
Sorry about the double 'poll' in the title. I very rarely make polls. I think this is like only the second one I've ever done. A moderator can fix it if he likes.
__________________ Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth bound feathered dinosaur. But it is not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of 'paleobabble' is going to change that.-- Alan Feduccia-a world authority on birds, quoted in "Archaeopteryx:Early Bird Catches a Can of Worms," Science 1994, p.764-765
Robtard casts 'Wall Of Corned Beef' and can subsequently let Alex Jones eat himself to death or sneak around behind him for a jug slice.
Or.
Alex Jones casts 'Shatnershield', turning himself into William Shatner, thereby mesmerizing Rob, leaving him open to a multitude of attacks.
Don't know anything about Eon's likes and dislikes so can't really develop a tactic, that's an unknown factor for me. But I know Rob likes Bill Shatner and Alex Jones (in all probability) like corned beef. I mean, it's corned beef FFS, it's delicious and Alex Jones isn't a monster.
__________________ Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch
Wow. So far 4 morons have voted for wittle robbie and his wittle sidekick Eon.
__________________ Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth bound feathered dinosaur. But it is not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of 'paleobabble' is going to change that.-- Alan Feduccia-a world authority on birds, quoted in "Archaeopteryx:Early Bird Catches a Can of Worms," Science 1994, p.764-765
What's with the influx of retards starting these s hit posting threads. And this is a "call out" thread.
Defined by IMDB v2 forums as: "No 'call-out' threads. Defined as threads created for the purpose of ridiculing, harassing, or otherwise antagonizing members of this forum, "call-out" threads are not allowed."
Yeah Rob is in good shape. He’s fit and looks strong as well. Jones is just a fat guy who looks like he’d talk lots of shit and then start crying when the fight started.
So, there are 9 idiots so far. Either that or they are just all blinded for their hatred of the man who played a major role in getting Trump elected and as such would vote for basically anyone on the left to win against Jones.
Now only if Rob actually had the balls to try and prove to you all that you were "right" by challenging Jones directly. Alas, he doesn't...so, we'll never get to actually see it. Which means I guess all of you Jones haters will just have to be satisfied with pretending Rob would win. No big deal, right? I mean, that's what y'all do on a pretty much daily basis anyway: pretend winning.
__________________ Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth bound feathered dinosaur. But it is not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of 'paleobabble' is going to change that.-- Alan Feduccia-a world authority on birds, quoted in "Archaeopteryx:Early Bird Catches a Can of Worms," Science 1994, p.764-765
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Poll: Alex Jones vs Robtard +1
May 10th, 2020 11:47 AM
2 spellcasters are better than 1
