Josh Alexander- Cinnabon. The mixing of the dough and the pungy smell that omits from the mixer is a complete description of his life. The high calories and carbs only exacerbate it.
__________________ 2 spellcasters are better than 1
Backfire: Finish Line because the implication is funny to me.
Badabing: Luciano's - cheap Italian American but gets the job done when needed. But if this makes him mad or sullen, he can have Salvatore Ferragamo, an Italian luxury goods (leather) and watches store.
Eon: Max Mara - High Class clothing and accessories but perhaps too business-like for his type. I can change the store if you want something flashier.
Surtur: Mall Ninja Shit. All the fancy swords, knives, and guns. Any of them. I always pictured Surtur having a shrine of swords from all over the world.
Robtard: Across the street from the mall at Home Depot . Okay, okay, since he's also a classy and fit Italian, he's Gucci
Weak, lame ass troll attempt. It's about what I expect from a wuss like Eon though. Also, dumbasses like you really should try to at least be more consistent in your buffoonery. Why make a seperate entry for Fly and myself if we're the same person as clowns like you keep claiming we are?
Anyway, I don't care to waste my precious time and energy contemplating silly, stupid a** shit like which shopping mall and/or store fits each poster best.
I'll list one though because it's quite obvious and therefore doesn't require much thought:
Eon Blue-- Phags R' Us
__________________ Paleontologists have tried to turn Archaeopteryx into an earth bound feathered dinosaur. But it is not. It is a bird, a perching bird. And no amount of 'paleobabble' is going to change that.-- Alan Feduccia-a world authority on birds, quoted in "Archaeopteryx:Early Bird Catches a Can of Worms," Science 1994, p.764-765
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i know this is a thread 2 joke around in, but damn man good call.
Before corona hit and closed everything, my routine/"me time" was twice a month, every other Saturday i would get up early, go to my barber then head up 2 my comic store and hang out for an hour or 2 before heading back to responsible grown up life. It was legit one of my favorite things to do.
Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
I’m frugal with my money, plus I don’t really care much for fashion, so I usually get my clothes from Sears. They have some good looking clothes, that are pretty damn cheap if you take the time to look around.
The most I’ve ever spent on fashion, are in both normal wear boots, and military boots, and jackets. A good army boots at the PX cost me 150 no tax. Where as I bought this nice looking boots at Budapest mall for 60 euro. And a nice leather jacket for 130 euro.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.