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Ratcat
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Star Wars Lines improved with the word UNDERPANTS

* A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
* You are unwise to lower your underpants.
* We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.
* She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
* These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
* I find your lack of underpants disturbing.
* These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
* Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!
* General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.
* I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.
* TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your underpants?
* Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.
* Governor Tarkin. I should've recognised your foul underpants when I was brought on board.
* You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.
* Luke*Help me take*these underpants off.
* Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants.
* That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!
* Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.
* Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.
* Your underpants betray you. Yours feelings for them are strong. Especially one. Your sister!
* Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
* Yeah, well short underpants is better than no underpants at all, Chewie.
* Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
* I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.
* You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

Feb 10th, 2001 04:42 AM

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RC, I've got to go get some kleenex...I'm on the floor, man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Feb 10th, 2001 08:18 AM

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I HAD to come back and read this again...I've gotta go get more kleenex...... laughing out loud

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Feb 10th, 2001 09:22 AM

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Well, I can't take credit for it, but it is funny. laughing out loud

Feb 10th, 2001 04:57 PM

queeq
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Looks like the gutterpeople have their official thread now.

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Well, as your not a member, push off!

Feb 11th, 2001 06:19 AM

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Star Wars Lines improved with the word PANTS

I had posted a similiar list on some boards a while back, except that I had used pants instead. Here they are if anyone's interested. They're in no particular order:

Episode 1: The Phantom Pants

1. Beware, I feel a disturbance in the pants. I feel it also, Master.
2. You were right about one thing. The pants were short.
3. Your trade blockade on our pants is ended, Viceroy.
4. We've searched the pants and there is no sign of the jedi.
5. Now, stay here and keep out of pants.
6. The trade federation has no pants there.
7. It's impossible to track their ship. It is out of our pants.
8. The Highness commands you to take her pants with you.
9. Come on, I'll take you to my pants.
10. You can enter my pants.
11. Looks like Skywalker's moving up the pants.
12. That young human boy is out of his pants!
13. You have brought pants to those who have none.
14. You mean I get to come with you in your pants!
15. My troops are in position to begin searching the pants for these rumored underwater villages.
16. This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear.
17. See through pants, we can.
18. We have no pants.
19. Jar-Jar Binks. Meesa, your Highness? Yes, I need your pants.
20. My fate is in your pants.
21. We will watch your pants with great interest.
22. Grave danger, I fear in his pants.

Episode V: The Pants Strike Back

1. Our ships have completed a scan of the pants and found nothing.
2. You must feel the pants around you.
3. Wedge, I've lost my pants, you'll have to take this shot.
4. Imperial troops have entered the pants, imperial troops have entered the...
5. There is a great disturbance in the pants.
6. Excitement. Heh! Pants. Heh! A jedi craves not these things.
7. You're pants, you will not need them.
8. I'm not really interested in your pants, Threepio.
9. Take the princess and the wookie to my pants.
10. Through the pants things you will see.
11. I had no pants! Oh we understand don't we Chewie. He had no pants.
12. Pants do not concern me Admiral. I want that ship not excuses.
13. Yeah, I'll leave, but first I'm gonna get you to your pants.
14. Bounty hunters, we don't need their pants.
15. Thank goodness we're coming out of the pants!
16. It is you and your pants the Emperor wants. That is why your friends are made to suffer.
17. Search your pants, you know it be true.

Episode VI: Return of the Pants

1:In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering.
2:You may dispense with the pants commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
3:That is correct, commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.
4:I have come for the pants on this wookiee.
5:Where am I? Jabba's pants.
6:Twilight is upon me and soon pants must fall.
7: Once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your pants.
8:Luke, the force runs strong in your pants.
9:You cannot escape your pants.
10:But I have no pants.
11:No, I don't think the Empire had Wookiees in mind when they designed pants Chewie.
12:I'm rather embarassed General Solo, but you are to be the main course at the banquet in my pants.
13:The force is strong in my pants.
14:Although he denies it, I believe there may be more of them and I request permission to conduct a further search of the pants.
15.Yes, your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong, especially for...sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your pants have now betrayed her too.
16:You have paid the price for your lack of pants.
17:Luke, help me take these pants off.
18:Keep your pants though Chewie, but don't LOOK like your trying to keep your pants.

Feb 11th, 2001 01:11 PM

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