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The first thing you will read on the internet that will really make u "LOL"
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
 Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
The first thing you will read on the internet that will really make u "LOL"
stovenutts: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
stovenutts: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
stovenutts: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
stovenutts: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
v: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
stovenutts: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
stovenutts: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
stovenutts: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
stovenutts: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
stovenutts: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
stovenutts: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
stovenutts:You still there?
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Jul 1st, 2003 04:59 AM |
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pinkycheeks
fuzzie birdie
 Gender: Female
Location: southern california |
Lol that's pretty sad for that one chick... heh.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-A. Whitney Brown
 and one and two... feel the burn!
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Jul 1st, 2003 05:43 AM |
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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
 Gender: Male
Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy |
No Offence
No Offence but, some people have tooo much time, and some people will wake up in a white pillow room, dressed in an uncomfy white jacket.
Poor chick, hope you did no traumatize her too much,
O and, get a life
Also,
You like sonic, e-mail me 
 Attachment: crash.jpg
This has been downloaded 36 time(s).
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Jul 1st, 2003 06:13 AM |
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Kosta
Vinyl Junkie
 Gender: Male
Location: Bearing the burden of boredom. |
very funny, stovenutts.
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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society...
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Jul 1st, 2003 07:52 AM |
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LilySatine
KMCs Hobbitess
 Gender: Female
Location: Tim Hortons, Canada |
Poor girl. 
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The Poking Goddess Has Returned..again..*hiss*
Living in the shadow of someone else's dream.
Trying to find a hand to hold but every touch felt cold to me.
Living in a nightmare..a never-ending sleep.
But now that I am wide awake..my chains are finally free.
Don't feel sorry for me.
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Jul 1st, 2003 02:05 PM |
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Fire
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: On vacation |
don't see the funny part
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Jul 1st, 2003 02:29 PM |
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Raz
Meister
 Gender: Male
Location: UK Admin |
 I'm afraid that did make me laugh 
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Jul 1st, 2003 02:34 PM |
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Corran
Lucifer
 Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
In that case I have a funny for you. I'll Email or PM it.
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Jul 1st, 2003 02:36 PM |
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Fire
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: On vacation |
okie niveau
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Jul 1st, 2003 02:38 PM |
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hayden's minx
Safe
 Gender: Female
Location: Ucky Kingdom/Amador, CA |
ok i'm not loling. you must have alot of fun in your head.
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Strangeways here we come.
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Jul 1st, 2003 07:07 PM |
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Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?
Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar |
i didnt just make that up.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
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Jul 1st, 2003 07:13 PM |
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Fire
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: On vacation |
still, that's how role players get a bad rep :P
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Be smart, be cool, be sexy = be LIBERAL!
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Jul 1st, 2003 07:44 PM |
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Smllfry247
Queen of the Universe!
 Gender: Female
Location: The Shire |
that didnt make me laugh buy... yeah did you make yhay up
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Frodo: I cant do this, Sam.
Sam: I know. Its all wrong. By rights we shouldnt be here...but we are. Its like in the great srories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of Darkness andanger, they were, and sometimes you didnt want to know the end because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened... but in the end its only a passing thing. The Shadow even darkness will pass. A new day WILL come. And when the sun shines it will shine out clearer. Those are the stories that stay with you and meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But, I think, Mr. Frodo, i do understand... iknow now. Folk in those stories have a lot of chances to turn back, but they didnt. They kept going because they were holding on to something!
FRODO: What are we holding onto, Sam?
Sam: That theres some good in this world, Mr Frodo and its worth fighting for.
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