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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California |
Worst Cast for Kill Bill!
Do you think this is the worst possible cast for Kill Bill?
Queen Latifah as Vernita Green
Anna Nicole Smith as Elle Driver
Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) as Pai Mei
Adrew Dice Clay as Budd
Margaret Cho as O-Ren Ishii
Fran Dreshcher as Sofie Fatale
Willie Nelson as Bill
Paris Hilton as The Bride
Can you pick an even worst cast?
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Aug 11th, 2004 04:54 PM |
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Yassin
Finite
Gender: Unspecified Location: York Shin |
Paris Hilton as the bride...OMG,that would ruin the movie...
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Aug 11th, 2004 07:49 PM |
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roundisfunny
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States |
Ben Afffleck as Bill
Matt Damon as Budd
Gwyneth Paltrow as the Bride
Martin Lawrence (in drag) as Vernita Green
Bea Arthur as Elle Driver
Linda Hunt as O-ren Ishii
Jessica Alba as Sofie Fatale
and...
Orlando Bloom as Pai Mei
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Aug 11th, 2004 08:48 PM |
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Shadow_King
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Gender: Male Location: Canada |
Jim Carrey as Bill
Robin Williams as Budd
Nicole Kidman as the Bride
the black woman from scary movies as Vernita Green
Penelope cruz as Elle Driver
Ming Na as O-ren Ishii
Famke Janssen as Sofie Fatale
and...
Andy Dick as Pai Mei
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Aug 11th, 2004 09:18 PM |
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BadKitty
cockeyed
Gender: Female Location: in cha cha heels |
lmao!! this is hilarious!!
i'll have to give it some thought
I have to say that I agree full heartedly that Ben Afffleck as Bill would be so horrid! lol!
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Aug 12th, 2004 04:55 AM |
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California |
The only good part Ben might had played would be a member of the Crazy 88. Wears a mask and get's kill in 2 seconds. He's perfect for the part.
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Last edited by WanderingDroid on Aug 12th, 2004 at 10:18 PM
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Aug 12th, 2004 10:15 PM |
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Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon |
Keanu Reeves as Pai Mei (he knows Kung Fu... my ass)
William Shatner as Budd (actually, that could work)... ok, how about Orlando Bloom (he's a pussy while Budd is bad ass)
The fat black b*tch from "The View" as Vernita Green
I agree with Fran Dreshcher as being bad for Sophie
The little girl from "Dickie Roberts" as the Bride's daughter
Kelly Ripa as The Bride
and....
Michael Moore as Bill
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Aug 13th, 2004 04:00 AM |
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abys_ad
Andrew Duncan
Gender: Male Location: United States |
Hugh Heffener as Bill
Mike Myers as Bud
Pamala Anderson as The Bride "aka. Beatrix Kiddo"
Dakota Fanning as "Amanda Whorehouse"
O-Ren played by that dude who played leader of crazy 88 and pai-mei
Elle Driver played by Julia Roberts
Anna nicole smith as that chick who shows off **** in the bar.
Raven plays Vernita Green
(sorry having a off day wit spelling.)
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Aug 13th, 2004 07:58 AM |
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BloomBabyGirl
Bond....James Bond
Gender: Female Location: United States |
Pamela Anderson as Vernita Green
J.Lo as Elle Driver
Pat Morita (Mr. Miyagi) as Pai Mei
Johnny Deppas Budd
Margaret Cho as O-Ren Ishii
Fran Dreshcher as Sofie Fatale
Will Smith as Bill
Micheal Jackson as The Bride
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Aug 13th, 2004 02:56 PM |
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theyungjai
Junior Member
Gender: Location: United States |
Clay Aiken as Bill
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Clay Aiken as the Bride
I'm not sure which would be worst
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Aug 14th, 2004 12:10 AM |
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Lightningrod
gay o' time
Gender: Male Location: Arizona |
William Shatner as Bill ...now that would be funny
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Aug 14th, 2004 12:32 AM |
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Myth
Give me your babies!!!
Gender: Male Location: Oregon |
Oh crap, that last American Idol winner (the black chick) would be a horrible Vernita Green.
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Aug 14th, 2004 01:18 AM |
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California |
HAHAHA! That really is Funny!
The movie will be call..... Kill Kirk Vol.1
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Aug 14th, 2004 04:30 PM |
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plenTpak52
Pinball Wizard
Gender: Male Location: United States |
WindDancer has the worst cast so far.
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Aug 15th, 2004 08:32 AM |
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SlipknoT
Restricted
Gender: Male Location: New Jersey Account Restricted |
Rossanne-the Bride
Bill Gates - Bill
Johnny Knoxvile - Pei Mei
Janet Jackson - O Ren
Oprah - Vernita Green
Louie Anderson - Bud
and Orlando Bloom as Sofia Fatal
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Aug 16th, 2004 09:49 PM |
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roundisfunny
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: United States |
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Evelle: "Balloons! Hey, these blow up into funny shapes 'n' all?"
Grocer: "Well, no...unless round is funny."
Raising Arizona, 1987
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Aug 16th, 2004 11:59 PM |
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WanderingDroid
THE LOOSE CANNON
Gender: Male Location: Welfare Kingdom of California |
I think that Emma Watson would make a great Go Go Yubari.
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Aug 26th, 2004 08:48 PM |
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super pr*xy
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Daily Planet |
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: andy dick as bill...
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Aug 26th, 2004 10:48 PM |
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TrAnCeDuO
Cyan-Assassin
Gender: Male Location: Michigan, United States |
that would be terrible!
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Aug 27th, 2004 03:24 AM |
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Shadow_King
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Gender: Male Location: Canada |
how about andy dick as pei mai
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Aug 27th, 2004 06:58 AM |
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